Miss Jimmy

I play games, read books, watch movies, sew and reblog cute animals Basically my blog :3

[venigni]

I once saw a man so beautiful I started crying.

[lilac-cat-draws]

How I feel after the DLC without context

[rumwik]

-squints suspiciously at you-

[mintkupocream]

I needle felted Moss from Pikmin 4 today!

[dailydoodlesofp]

The Specter is DONE

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via @indiarosecrawford

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[dflogerzi]

First of all, this is genius and the sound must be on. I have a lot of comments. This was a LOT of work. Not just the animation... but the lovely and adorable handmade creatures themselves. The staging and gathering of the miniatures used, all of it. A labor of love. I am so happy to Reblog and I hope more enjoy it. Thank you so much for sharing, pretty much reset my day.

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[vivipokedex]

#0285, #0286

Shroomish, Breloom

[ashstfu]

kurt vonnegut, being good at things is not the point of doing them.

[dailydoodlesofp]

New update and there's now a photo mode option in the game! This also includes a camera built in your legion arm for all your selfie photo needs! How fun!

PNG images below if you want to add them to your own photos

Free to use, just don't claim them as your own. Also feel free to credit me

OMG P WHO TOOK YOUR ARM????

✌️

P, NO

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[friend-crow]

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

[letmefixthatforyou]

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

[lunarflwrs]

my therapist was a bit shook by how much i detest my period, and i was shocked to find out out not everyone does....

how do you feel about your period?

very positive

mildly positive

neutral

mildly negative

very negative

Voting ended onFeb 29, 2024

[bogleech]

I have never once ever in my life met a single human being who experiences periods and regards them with anything other than almost furious contempt, revulsion and dread, resenting the universe that has afflicted them with such a wretched biological curse. What fucking world does this therapist live in.

[kaijufluffs]

I am....100% with Bog on this, I've never met anyone who hasn't treated their period as anything other than finding out you've been touched by some hideous witch curse upon your privates and either want to die or grit your teeth through it till it ends.

Me included.

Unless this therapist is somehow my fucking elderly male Sex Ed teacher who - to a room full of teenage girls of whom, most of them, had their period said, without ANY shame or compunction;

'A period is a beautiful and painless change in a girl's life when she becomes a woman.'

To which I turned to look back at my friend, whom was on her period at the time and saw her staring back like we had just watched the teacher's head bloom into an artichoke.

[captorations]

love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

[fuckyeahsnackables]

[icansewangelsmisterbubbles]

Our D&D partys monk needs his domestication arc

I cannot keep babysitting this choas goblin

[hottestthingalive]

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

[hottestthingalive]

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

[crazytaizyart]

Doing a Curse of Strahd run with some close friends and this is Thorg, a Monitaur Fighter who refers to himself in the third person and attempts to be the voice of reason in a group of crime, chaos and tomfoolery with little success. He's a big boy with a big heart.

We love Thorg.

Imma have to do a rough ref of him so I don't keep forgetting what his clothing looks like ahaha

[angiethewitch]

my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!

[angiethewitch]

my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him 😭😭

[angiethewitch]

bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!

[angiethewitch]

rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds

[angiethewitch]

if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent

[angiethewitch]

gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately

[angiethewitch]

CRUNCHY LEAVES

[angiethewitch]

I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before

[angiethewitch]

thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound

[adoratato]

Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound

[angiethewitch]

yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs

[angiethewitch]

food in frying pans really do be sizzling...

[angiethewitch]

the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound

[angiethewitch]

went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it

[angiethewitch]

also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!

[angiethewitch]

and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)

[intercoursefluids]

What do you think of this noise?

[angiethewitch]

that's such a funny sound I need to get some sheets of metal and laminate some paper immediately omg

[angiethewitch]

popped my hearing aid on when I woke up and just listened to my husband breathe next to me. he's here, I get to wake up next to my best friend every day. he's alive. he loves me.

then he started snoring very loudly and it was even worse with the amplified sound

[angiethewitch]

you guys can hear the ticking of watches?? they're so loud!!

[angiethewitch]

when you light a cigarette and you hear a faint crackle as the dried leaves catch fire. very good.

[angiethewitch]

I was hanging my washing outside and I shook out a pillowcase to hang it up and it made a very good whoosh sound with a slightly sharp crack!

[angiethewitch]

the crackling sound of a candle wick being lit!! what a fun noise!!

[angiethewitch]

a bird landed on the tree branches above my head and I heard it!! I thought birds were silent but theyre not!!

[angiethewitch]

heard my neighbour come home from his daily bike ride and the bike made a clicking sound??? :0

[angiethewitch]

im outside in my garden with my easel doing some painting and I was drawing on the easel and it makes a scratchy noise?! the pencil was scratching! it makes a very good sound indeed!!

[angiethewitch]

all of you who were suggesting a cold drink over some ice...you were all so right for that

[angiethewitch]

sizzling barbecues!! loud and fun!! different foods make different sizzles

[angiethewitch]

I CAN HEAR THUNDER THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT PITCHES TO IT WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOW

[angiethewitch]

IT ACTUALLY RUMBLES!!! JUST LIKE IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!

[angiethewitch]

TIME TO REVIVE THIS POST. I heard lambs the other day and they make really sweet noises. I also went for a walk around a local nature reserve yesterday and heard lots of birds. and I met a dog who said "boof" at me. im still absolutely bowled over by the sound of the sea. in my job I rip up a lot of cardboard boxes and I enjoy the noise.