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Al // 22 // ace lesbian maybe i should come back to this app hahaha just kidding unless

[strwbryslut]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

[castieldelamancha]

physically at work, mentally lost in the fact that what started as a "i will show you how to be a gentleman, you show me how to be a pirate" ended being a lesson on love, self-discovery, trust and forgiveness

[disgracedmilfman]

I love when people take their plushes places and take pictures it's my favorite shit YES girl take Snoopy to those seaside cliffs YES take your handsewn frog to a waterfall

[bbyteach]

Bridebeard trilogy

[ice-als]

i just found out about the veil concept art/photos im in love with the art god

[captainclickycat]

Our Flag Means Death + Reductress Headlines

[fuckyeahisawthat]

While we like to joke about Izzy being in the wrong genre, I would argue that there are in fact at least five distinct genre universes in the world of Our Flag Means Death, and all of them have different rules.

Stede Bonnet, and his crew when they’re around him, live in a Muppet movie. I didn’t come up with this analogy but it’s so accurate. Insane physical comedy and comedy-action where no one really gets hurt. Mild peril but you know everything is gonna work out. Terrible puns and sight gags, but room for sweet, genuine emotional moments too. The rules of time, space, probability and logic will bend for a good joke.

Izzy Hands is in a grimdark action/drama where if someone gets stabbed in the gut they will behave normally and fucking die. (Probably slowly and painfully, of sepsis.) Crucially I think Izzy also lives in a genre where you can only be subtextually queer, and violence (done for or with or to each other) is the only acceptable form of intimacy between men. This is why being forcibly dragged into Stede’s world, where everyone is busy having silly low-stakes misadventures and being gay and emotionally available all over the main text–and seeing his Subtextual Boyfriend go into this world and love it–sends him round the twist.

The British, Spanish and other imperialist militaries are in a Master and Commander-style naval adventure where they’re the heroes. This is why they all take it completely seriously when Stede (unintentionally) kills Badminton and takes hostages, even though we can see that he bumbled his way into it ass-backwards. This is also why Stede is so shocked to get actually for real stabbed aboard the Spanish ship. (“Did you mean to do that?”) He didn’t realize until that moment that he’d stepped into a different genre. The stabbing is one of the first Surprise Genre Switch moments we get and in retrospect it’s very important for setting up that in this world, the threat of getting hurt or killed is very real–which we need to understand to know that there are real stakes much later, when Stede almost gets executed by the British.

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[freyalorelei]

I would like to see this updated for characters we met in the second season–for example, I’m pretty sure that Zheng’s in a cutthroat political action film, whereas Anne and Mary are in a domestic slice-of-life drama that takes a sharp turn into muppetry in Stede and Ed’s presence.

Prince Ricky’s in a biographical drama where he’s the morally justified protagonist who was duped and betrayed by the dastardly (yet dashing!) Dread Pirate Bonnet when he was at his lowest moment in life.

[along-the-coast]

still think of ofmd as a lover who got lost at sea. bring her back to me :(

[ice-als]

looking out the window on a rainy day waiting for my lover to come back from war

[livwifeofkarl]

You a friend, wolf?

[mermaidinn]

rainbows and waterfalls run through my mind

[mermaidinn]

🌊✨ mermen

[disc80s]

how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.

[wecanbepirates]

[skittlestrash]

original pride flag colors for the crew ♡                   ☠️ second season edition!

[blackbonnette]

stede and edward + touches (3/?)

→ bonus

[bleucalire]

Line is done ! So impatient to colour it and do compositing ! ✨

[bleucalire]

Absolutely no context for this, idk they’re probably going through their 346th Armageddon. But fear not, for bamf Aziraphale seems to have arrived 👀✨☄️

[bleucalire]

Azi ☁️💙✨

[lazylittledragon]

rockstar eddie gets invited to the met gala and brings that one guy with him