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Sun ♈ Moon ♊ Birthday 03/21 Hufflepuff

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[socialjusticeace]

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

[runby2]

[theneonfennec]

@vesselvindicate get peer reviewed

[vesselvindicate]

how could you...

[infectiouspiss]

BOOB DAYS SINCE MCR WAS FORMED

[evilvarric666-archive]

[bentothuglife]

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

[kingofthehillcaps]

[tooiconic]

holy shit

[klubbhead]

King

[joeyclaire]

of the hill

[toastbutteregg]

[putaqrofthisonmygrave]

I give anyone reading this permission to use my grave to lie to cops

[hotvampireadjacent]

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[annahenriart]

I just realized that I never posted the finished thing here! It’s not that different from the WIP I posted, but I thought I should still share it🖤

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[great-and-small]

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

[orcusnoir]

There he is

The bear in area

[bismuth-soup]

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

[breelandwalker]

THE TIME OF THE PROPHECY IS AT HAND.

[sloppystyle]

[nicostiel]

#The Apology Dance gives me such queer joy

[nnugatoryextravagance]

This has no right being this fucking funny

[apas-95]

night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen

night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse

night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good

night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place

night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place

night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper