certified tumblr adult™️

feeling the march of time more keenly each year

[segamascott]

[abandonrun]

instead of making up a guy to get mad at i make up a guy to forgive #empath #lovecore #gentlesoul

[stood-onthecliffside]

being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it

[staggot]

honestly she is serving looks

[rippingupthedisco]

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[marissa-mars]

the dark magician trio

[garebearlythere]

They served cunt

[gerrydelano]

just beheld an innocent cashier oops

so i'm at petsmart paying the invoice for my cat's nail trim, and the cashier is staring at me as he taps in the phone number. it brings up my mom's name and i kind of wanted to assure him my name wasn't carolyn so i went "haha, that's my mother. motheeeer." in what was apparently a distinctive and recognizable voice because he went, "you know, that's so weird, because i was just thinking i'm gonna watch all the toy story movies tonight. how did you know that?"

i don't even know that reference because i haven't seen all the toy story movies and it's been years anyway, so i definitely didn't know that but i'm just here like, "haha oh, yeah, i'm a little psychic, sorry." just a laugh y'know little things can be brushed off.

but he goes, "what color am i thinking of?"

in my head i'm immediately like purple but i tend to second guess myself so i went "uhh, hm. green." and he went "nope, close," and despite it not being anywhere close to green i just went, "oh, so it WAS purple."

and he FREEZES. and he's like. "...it was green first but i changed it to purple."

so i'm like "...i thought purple first and changed it to green. nice."

so that was apparently him trying to dodge my psychic beam and me trying to spare him but we intersected anyway. my jimmies are thoroughly rustled by this point.

but then he's like, "alright, what number am i thinking of between 1-10."

i don't hesitate this time before i look him in the eyes and say, "3. or 4, i guess." because again i always just give an additional option just in case usually to deter suspicion which. didn't work because he got so quiet and shrank a little like "...it was 3. i don't think i like this game anymore."

i can't stop laughing this was so fucking weird. just triple read a random dude's mind at petsmart wyd

[stuck-in-jelly]

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

[stuck-in-jelly]

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

[catchymemes]

[ceruleanfuckup]

[indirectly]

she really went through every stage of grief, huh?

[moved-maniacpixiedreamgirl-deac]

i was called out

[atlas-prime]

Okay but this slaps??

[squided]

she was right I gobbled it right up

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[toastbutteregg]

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[kushblazer666]

[3rdeyechakra]

reblog to shove a white twink

[queerist]

[kristina100000]

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping