Idk whether u r in the mood for requests now but can we get some desperately pining after bruce! clark and the JL just watching in agony because obvsly bruce loves clark and they just need them to get together
but plot twist they're already married clark is just down horrendously bad (bruce is too he just hides it better)
"You gotta stop doing that, man."
Bruce pulled the towel off his head and looked with confusion at his teammates standing in the doorway to the changing room, blocking it completely.
The whole team minus Clark and Diana was here.
Oh.
It was an intervention.
"Stop doing what?" Bruce asked and returned to drying off his hair after a shower.
They just finished sparring and he was the last one to wash after it, reviewing the footage of the training earlier to note down what they could improve in their fighting styles.
They all looked at each other before eventually, Hal pushed Barry forward.
Bruce barely held back a smirk.
Coward.
"You need to let Clark love you," Barry informed him, then cringed immediately after.
Bruce stared at the team.
"What?"
"You obviously love him too," J'onn supplied. "I can feel it."
"He's been in love with you for years!" Arthur added. "He's always following you with his eyes, sighing when you leave and he loses his mind from you getting a smallest paper cut. Poor guy is madly in love with you."
"It's sad to watch, really," Oliver admitted. "He's like a kicked puppy."
"I know you're a big loner," Hal told Bruce understandingly, completely missing the glare Bruce sent his way for that insult. "And that you probably has commitment issues, but you really gotta give both of you a chance, Spooky. You both deserve it."
"We're married," Bruce informed them all.
"You don't have to get married right away," Hal continued, misunderstanding his words. Bruce waited for him to catch up. "I know you've been pinning for each other for years, but you can just date each other like normal people first. But if it's marriage you want, no need to ask, I will be your best man."
Hal watched him with a smile that slowly began to disappear.
"Wait, what?" he asked. "Rewind! Did you just said you and Clark are..."
"Married, yes," Bruce confirmed, tossing his towel into a humper.
"Since when?!" Arthur squawked in surprise.
Bruce put on a shirt. "Eight years," he replied calmly.
"No way!"
"Under what name?! Bruce Wayne isn't married!"
"How did I not know?!"
"But..." Barry protested weakly. "But Clark constantly looks like he's dying to kiss you!"
"He just loves me very much," Bruce explained with a gentle smile and walked past them to leave the changing room and find Clark.
It's been five minutes since they last seen each other and he's been missing him.
The background scene with Diana and Clark:
Clark was slumped against the tableโhas been pouting and depressed ever since Bruce went to the showers, much to Diana's amusement.
It's a miracle that her her fellow leaguers did not already know of the World's Finest's marriage. It's plain as day to anyone with working eyes.
Clark sighs forlornly. "Bruce..." he mumbles with his lips smushed against the table, and sighs again to round the pining whine off. Diana shakes her head at this display.
"Clark," she chides teasingly, "just give him a few more minutes, he'll be out soon."
The Man of Steel's pout only intensifies as he smushes his face further into the table and sighs again. Diana can only hope that Clark is too busy yearning for his husband to hear her silent breaths of laughter.












