royally disastrous

personal blog! kakegurui fan!! might post art though- they/them || 23

[s00tspritezz]

probs my most popular piece :O she’s everything to me tbh she’s the only reason i got commed…

[glykophilousa]

Sketches from the excavation diary of archaeologist Georgios Soteriades, documenting the placement of skeletons found in the polyandrion (mass grave) of the Sacred Band of Thebes.

The Sacred Band of Thebes was an elite infantry made up of 150 pairs of male lovers. They were decimated by invading Macedonian troops in 338 B.C. and buried together as a unit.

[purereads]

daily affirmations:

1) I am not a flop.

2) I am not chopped.

3) I exist. In thousands of agonies — I exist. I’m tormented on the rack — but I exist! Though I sit alone in a pillar — I exist! I see the sun, and if I don’t see the sun, I know it’s there. And there’s a whole life in that, in knowing that the sun is there.

[mentalhellonline]

[impossiblepackage]

[harleyquillao3]

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it 😂😭

[magicmooshka]

recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence relies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[byjove]

You know what? I’m going to say it. People avoid getting divorced “for the kids” because they’re fucking cowards. Because they’re too weak to imagine a world where they have to raise their child on their own. Because they’re too selfish to pay child support. Because they care more about keeping the marital assets than raising children who don’t flinch when they hear raised voices. Because the devil they know is better than taking the plunge into the unknown. If they cared about their kids, they wouldn’t make them watch them fight everyday. Getting divorced is often the bravest thing you can do for your child and many people are too fucking weak to do it. This is why it pisses me off when people state that divorcees were just too weak and spineless to make a marriage work, it is so much less effort to live in familiar misery for the rest of your life than to try to make your life and the life of your children better.

[beyblaiddyd]

[yeehawlw]

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

[nigelgraz]

The witness

[cpericardium]

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

everyone give thanks to the middle eastern and north african people of over ten thousand years ago for domesticating the african wildcat and providing the entire world with some of the best pets ever 🙏🙏🙏 it was probably the best idea any human has ever had.

[dramatic-dolphin]

you can honestly tell that this is the ancestor of all domestic cats. look at it. just a lil tabby cat. with long long legs.