Live Action Scooby Doo Deserved an Oscar

Nurse. She/her.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve got like six different jokes loading. just give me a minute this is a lot

[donnathepirana]

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

[deactivated-blog]

[thesaltofcarthage]

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

[modmad]

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[sootheyourself]

He’s got his own language setting lol

[slunch]

[bunnycocaine]

and you know what i don’t believe katy perry really kissed a girl

[swedebeast]

[thecaskofamontillado]

it was an ad for these sunglasses, that was their slogan :)

[profeminist]

“Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.”

- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[simplysnaps]

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

[bluecastlemistawis]

Love this strip

[jdragsky]

[esthers-wine]

[theconcealedweapon]

[blazestarr-deactivated20230220]

[roboco-san]

[laughconfetti]

[whatbigotspost]

Yoooo Jennifer Tilly is like the queen of weaponized boobs

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Power is a funny thing.

[technofeudalism]

comrade seyfried i stand and wait to march on your command