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shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn
NASA
Sade Olutola
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

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oozey mess

#extradirty
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
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3000 HUA CHONGUS LANTERNS
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important
A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge
i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician
cat technician
This is my favorite thing and my new response to straight men when they try to talk shit to me because I’m a lesbian lol
This is gold
I LOVE HIM.
prophunt
NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF
me, everytime something goes even mildly wrong in my life:
How did you... how did ... you know?
pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many
I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me.
reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you
I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.
It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”
If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die
ACCURATE
If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence
There is a special place in my heart for deoxygenated blood.
*imagines marie kondo going through my brain, looking at my anxious thoughts and going ‘these do not spark joy’ and gently stuffing them in trash bags*
‘Temporary’ Names
Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names.
The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again.
Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’.
Folks, I succumbed.
I ended up keeping Trash Bag.
He’s growing fast.
And getting into trouble
Happy post number 2500!
Tell Trashbag I love him
We love you Trashbag
Trash Bag chose Charmander.
I love this
This is my cat Fork
that cat looks like he knows his name is fork
and this is why i’m gay.