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23 and taking a look-see

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[girlnextvore]

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

[mismess]

Me: God I wanna talk about my ocs

Anyone: tell me about them

Me: they.......... Exist ☝️

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[sybilstylus]

I have mutuals who do wonderous things such as like my posts and occasionally reblog them #mymutuals

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different