[mangafascination]

[funkyness]

someone just called the little german boy jokes cultural appropriation

[funkyness]

o mein got! zheese homosexuelle auf tumblr are making fun of mein vay öf shpeaking

[funkyness]

i can't find the post where they said the cultural appropriation thing and now im being accused of making it up for clöut

[funkyness]

FOR THE NON BELIEVERS

[applejuicewerewolf]

They're just stupid and unfunny. The reason for that is because you're making fun of the German language, as someone who doesn't speak it. You can't just take two english words, slam them together and add an -en. How is that a joke? What's funny about that??? I know english speakers are for some reason baffled by "Frankenwords", because they don't realize that they could just do and have done the same, but come on. That's just making fun of something unfamiliar you don't understand. Thought we were past such behaviour.

Now what is funny is that kid who made a video about drinking Cola and playing Fortnite. The reason why it's funny is because there's just so much joy and wonder behind something so mundane. That one is 100% ok to reference, if you for some reason need to make German jokes.

Also for the people who go like durr hirr WW2 so we can make fun of them: Go make fun of the fucking Nazis! Germans didn't spent the last 80 years rebuilding and recovering just to be thrown back in with those scumbags again. Ffs.

[funkyness]

germans when you call it a toilet instead of the poopenfarten

[catasters]

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[atrisk]

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

[mevil]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Big Tasty

[gltzgghln]

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

[classic-rock-n-rolls-kid-deacti]

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

[gltzgghln]

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey what the fuck are you talking about

[meltedbartsimpson]

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

shut the fuck up

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

[urlninpekbironemiyok-deactivate]

[maddiganx]

I like how this image is cropped and making the rounds because honestly the original has her holding onion rings and I think it’s way better.

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[ashotasfireandasdeepastheocean]

…❤😂 everbody likes it…

[lurker-no-more]

Well, he got told lmao.

[maneth985]

Bitch, who told you you could stop petting me??

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[tempestpaige]

i think everyone should stop consuming media until they promise to be normal about it

[tempestpaige]

the only media we are allowed to consume in 2020 are episodes of “how it’s made”

[tempestpaige]

[ethanrayne]

hey op what the fuck is this supposed to mean because it sounds like some ableist bullshit about people being ~overinvested~ in stuff, which, if so, fuck you, you can take your judgement of hyperfixations and special interests and shove it up your ass i don't fucking trust anyone that treats "normal" as ideal

[tempestpaige]

i can’t believe this website is free

[shoujoromance]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[retroscifiart]

Alien Landscapes - Rendezvous With Rama 2 (1979) by Jim Burns from his art anthology ‘Lightship’ (1985)

[zsnes]

HUGE ASS

[zsnes]

BIG ASS

[zsnes]

BIG BUTT TO FUCK

[sailorbrazil]

stop looking at my fat ass

[killue]

[sailorbrazil]

oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

[poochcrew]

[schnattergans]

Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

[pissvortex]

penis friday baby let’s get it

[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

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[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

this envokes primal fear in me

[cherenkovbouquet]

yeah this is actually really good