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@icklewolfiekins
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.
i said maybe
World Heritage Post
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about this now
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
there’s a lot of “Shane would never”s in response to HCs and some of them are probably true but I will never, ever agree with “Shane would never let Ilya come on his glasses”. Yes the fuck he would. I will die on this hill
Glasses can be cleaned or replaced. Being a horny little freak for Ilya Rozanov is irreplaceable to Shane. You’re telling me Shane, a millionaire who can replace any material item without blinking, values proper glasses care over fulfilling his man’s wildest fantasies? Please
And I firmly believe that Ilya getting horny for Shane’s glasses makes Shane horny which in turn makes Ilya even hornier. They’re like a horny echo chamber and as we know, their ability to make good decisions is impaired by said horniness. “This is a bad idea” is basically their mantra. Shane would “this is a bad idea” his way into cum covered glasses with a barely concealed smile
Also, speaking as another broke glasses wearer...it's not that hard to clean them? Especially semen. Semen is an absolute pain in the ass to clean off of anything it can *soak* into, but glasses are all plastic, metal, and glass. Especially the kind of frames Shane has, which I think are called bridge glasses? Basically, they don't have nose pads. If Shane had the kind of glasses with nose pads I could definitely see him being fussy about trying to clean the semen off afterwards, but that's about it. Bridge(?) glasses though? Very easy for Shane to wipe off after Ilya comes all over them.
Me and my friends were talking about how Zuko and Mai are just the worst canon relationship in AtLA, and decided that Zuko would find his true passion with Sokka.
I haven't seen the movie, so this happens at some unspecified time at an unspecified place.
tragedy protagonist categories:
yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.
alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this
babygirl what the hell are you even doing
thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row
So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.
The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"
The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"
The party "But he killed your parents???"
"That's why I owe him money!"
Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself
Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week
Where am I
first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club
invizigothx. (2026, January 30). first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club [Text post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/invizigothx/807189844216446977/first-rule-of-cite-club-tell-everyone-where-you?source=share
#cottagecore
this and a blunt
my scoop of ice cream flipped and hit the counter, so my solution was picking it up and just eating around the part that touched the counter, and I'm here to report that eating ice cream with your hands while crouched over the sink to catch drips does feel like being a little raccoon
10/10 experience highly recommend
well that's my plans for tomorrow sorted
peace in its wake
chris & buck | season nine | character study | 10k | t
Summary: Sometimes you have to break things to fix them. Chris would break his relationship with Buck, but Buck's already done that.
Chris can finish the job, though.
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“Buck doesn't love me,” Chris says. He's had almost two years to internalize that.
His dad absorbs it like a bullet.
“Buck doesn't love me.” It sounds worse when Chris says it aloud, so he repeats himself to feel the bone crush again. It hurts like it's new.
“What makes you say that?” Dad asks, too tentative, like Chris is a situation he needs to handle with care. Like he has to tiptoe around his feelings. But Chris is fine with this. He's okay. Dad doesn't need to worry about him. He doesn't need Buck to love him back. He just needs him to stay.
Chris shrugs. “It's true.”
If Dad can't see it, that's his own problem.
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people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times
