Sneaky Shard Ninja

Single hetero Male dope sex addict from SE minnesota. Hit me with any questions. if you are a sexy puddle of a woman down for pnp, hit me up immediately. I'm here to get high and get my fuck on. That's what Sneaky Shard Ninjas do best.

[ickylickystickyricky]

I’ve started this really bad and/or awesome habit of throwing just the tiniest bit of meth in the bags of cocaine I sell to the classier drug addicts of society. I’ve been getting a lot Of calls from people being like, “this Is the best batch ever”, or “this shit is fire!”, and “Dude this stuff is great, how much more you got? Doesn’t matter… I’ll take it all!”

Shit really cracks me up. These are straight up cocaine using meth haters mind you. Look down On anyone using or anything involving meth. Bahaha. Now they can look down on themselves. That’s what they get for being pompous judgmental and undereducated over opinionated laymen of the Ignoramus Maximus variety.

[michaeldavanzo]

Visit Original Link

[ickylickystickyricky]

Yazzzzzzz

[de-activatedblog-deactivated201]

Minnesota Tumblrs

Hello! Please reblog if you are local to Minnesota :)

[roadgremlin]

Blaine

[lovecrytough69-deactivated20191]

Brooklyn Park

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Alexandria 💋

[brainstorm82]

Eagan

[southcentralswitchwithafatcock]

Wells

[mudtruckgirl]

New Prague

[southcentralswitchwithafatcock]

Not far

[mec844-deactivated20181208]

Shakopee

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Northfield

[mnbullscuckhubby651]

St Paul

[lovetheway77]

MPLS

[iluvstrippers]

Mounds View

[simplemanlooking4pussy]

Blaine

[cagedcock13-deactivated20180725]

Forest lake. Very curious about more exp in our marriage

[funbicpl]

STP ;)

[freepnpguysingirlswhosmokemeth]

Bi- curious. Saint Paul

[mrspunderful]

Twin Cities

[ickylickystickyricky]

Rochester

[ickylickystickyricky]

Love your blog 💋

Very sweet of you to say so. I find my blog to be a checklist of things I probably should have stayed far away from. But as friedrich nietzsche implied in so many ways... there truly is no right or wrong. No Good or bad. No heavenly or Evil. There are only masters and slaves. Those of the herd mentality that conform to society’s rules and norms. And those that walk their own path. Be it with, against, or zig-zagging across the grain of our world’s regulations and implied codes of conduct. Masters do as they wish. And plant trees for the future they may never see come to fruition. For their vision and path are often larger than the average person is capable of comprehending. Sorry for the long answer. Felt it was necessary. And thank you for enjoying my content. I have.

[missingvibrance]

you begin from where you remember leaving off.

[ickylickystickyricky]

Great question.

[cloudqueenofamphetamine]

MN reblog

Reblog if you are in MN.

[cloudqueenofamphetamine]

Looking for cool people to party with in MN!!!

[rainchaw]

Saint Paul..I’m tired of this heat too, but better than winter

[muzzy1212]

Winona area here

[lunajsstuff]

Brooklyn center

[smother-pet]

West Saint Paul. M/38/sub

[daisylove21-deactivated20210906]

Oakdale

[ickylickystickyricky]

Rochester

[konoko]

[ickylickystickyricky]

I felt that

[herotox5]

[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

[writeradamanteve]

Reblogging to tease the kids.

[ickylickystickyricky]

I don't know why my mind immediately went to Lou Reed's "Walk on the wild side". But that's where it went.

[skxnnymlover]

REPOST IF U FEEL ALONE RIGHT NOW

[ickylickystickyricky]

Always. Even when with other people.

[daddystamina-deactivated2015011]

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.

[nawtyfunsa]

Yep

[hotben73-deactivated20190205]

For sure

[whyallacuckold]

Sure is

[ickylickystickyricky]

Bring on the words

[virtualsarcasm]

I feel like this is relevant again

[joeykazooie]

I love how people think this is a Robot Chicken sketch, but this is actual footage from a Nintendo E3 presentation. 

[grilledcheesesamus]

it’s both, they got Robot Chicken to do this for their E3 presentation which just seems absurd to me

[ickylickystickyricky]

Yes. This.

[ickylickystickyricky]

[daintydear]

so yeah what are you supposed to do when you’re at the age where everything you do actually counts for your future but you have 0% of your shit together and are 150% depressed

[ickylickystickyricky]

Same

[methstation]

Reblog if you wanna fuck all day

[ickylickystickyricky]

All month

[ickylickystickyricky]

Wish a bitch would just shut the fuck up and

Put my dick in her mouth while I slam this shot. Is that really too much to ask? No. No it's not.

[ickylickystickyricky]

If you ever learned to fly, would you ever be content to simply walk again?

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[diaryofabadwitch]

Reblogging so I can do this later 🤓

[junkie-fly]

IT WASNT EVEN ITS FINAL FORM @scumbagsmith

[ickylickystickyricky]

Awwwww shit. I gotta try this.

This should be pretty cool

I wonder if it'll make me cooler

What's the worst that could happen...

.............

Holy 8lb 11oz baby Jesus!

Shit regressed me in age like 20 years....

Actually that doesn't sound like such a horrible idea....