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25, she/her, bi, TME

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[killerqueenmp3]

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[gryffon]

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ooc-uma]

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins