Ida prefer you not

The bravest decision I've ever made was to stop using tumblr and start using twitter. Writing/Illustration major at Pratt Institute, She/They/Them, Bi and ready 2 die. @artisticllama @idacasmier

[idallama]

🧌

It’s this guy! Look at him

[lesbiankermit-moved]

[antikonoha]

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[granny-core]

Grandmacore and cottagecore is making me a little more at peace with growing older. It’s easier to accept my body won’t always look the way it does now, knowing there are other things to focus on, like my garden, baking bread, seasons changing, letters to write and friends to invite over for soup or tea. It has helped me shift my focus away from my appearance, and from the race to earn the most money and seem the most succesful, when I realized happiness can be found right here, in my garden, the woods, or at the kitchen table by the window.

[imabandoningthisblog-deactivate]

The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is

[rejected-transboy]

Why does he look like that

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This is literally WALL-E lmfao

[warframe]

im going to scream we really are headed in the direction of all rich people exploit the earth from another planet

[butchdotgov]

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

[crystalandrock]

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

[fiftysevenacademics]

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

[sci-fantasy]

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

[necrofuturism]

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

[mao-tenno]

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

[a-yoda-a-day]

love legally blonde. movie changed my life

[snickernut]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

oh god i’m a person. oh christ

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[pukicho]

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

[destrochao]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

[pukicho]

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

[captmarble]

billy porter did not absolutely pop off with that met gala look only for some of y'all to call harry styles the king of camp i-

[idallama]

How my mind hinders and the self that it creates

Spring 2019

[awwww-cute]

[honted]

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[fabulouros]

HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!