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If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

hehimmommy

Is… is this a naruto reference

teaboot

I haven’t seen Naruto but I would LOVE to know what you mean

whitepeopletwitter

theweirdwideweb

robotmango

the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they're romantic. it's because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY McFUCKIN LENGTH to make wishes come true. like i have seen less commitment to magic as a plot device in actual genre fantasy media. almost literally every holiday movie is like:

secretly tenderhearted heroine who puts on a chilly facade because of her previous Disappointments: oh well. i know it's silly to dream, because.... because holiday magic isn't... real

holiday magic, bolting upright in rage: the FUCK i AIN'T

secretly tenderhearted heroine who used to love christmas but hasn't been back to the farmhouse for years: i just don't have time to fall in love, especially not... at this time of year...

holiday magic, flinging her soulmate from a whole other century bodily over the windshield of her car: INCOMING, BITCH

badfoodnetworkpuns

alltheladiesyouhate

what bastille song is this from

pianissimoworld

Things we lost in the fire

fuckyeah2000s

jonbutter

drake & josh

hotboyproblems

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

fuglyselfie

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

studentlifeproblems

kiwijadey-deactivated20190729

since the 2010s are gonna be over in 5 months I think it’s only fair to say that one direction and their fandom have been the most iconic part of the 2010s you CAN NOT change my mind.

We leaked albums, hacked airport security, ended bands careers, started drama wars, tried to BUY THE BAND, broke world records and they’re still getting nominated for awards even after they’ve all gone solo.

y’all could never.

tealesbian

prideprejudce

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harvestspriteirl

None of that is okay what the fuck

iwannabeadored

Didn’t one fan drive HOURS to get the official birth record of one of the members kids bc they had a conspiracy that it was a fake baby?

trueconfessionsofacurvygirl

Excuse me?

5luv

boy-and-girl-crazy123456

The wokest character in all of anime is the dude in episode two of death note who suggests with no evidence other than lots of people dying that Kira is the CIA

redpandarascal

I found a really good image but it’s so good I don’t even want to post it because I don’t think you people could handle or appreciate it

if you think you deserve to see the internet’s one single image of a wizard hula hooping you can make your case directly to me.

redpandarascal

alright fine, not because you deserve it, but because I think this is what the world needs now. here you all go

that’s RIGHT. you think about THAT.

weepycat

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

weepycat

it’s goop!

weepycat

GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

weepycat

update: 10 weeks later… i have taken two of the gooplets for myself… sweet link and hella zelda are inseparable. as for the other four (trixie, dobby, poppy, and marigold), my mom is going to fix them & keep em as barn cats!