“more Distracting than a Pair of Titties.”

iden hella queer random af did someone say “freckles”? ‘cause I’m hoarding them

[gyngerwombat]

IT'S HERE!!!

Everyone who's been waiting so patiently... THE CEO AU FIC IS HERE

How to Finish on the Job by Gizmodo

We have been working so passionately on getting this to you! But most of the credit, of course, goes to @iden-tify, our fabulous writer. Without them, we would not even have a CONCEPT of a fic :> All I had to do was make silly little drawings, yap about my brain worms, and out comes this beautiful story :D

It's been beyond amazing to work with someone just as passionate about this au as I, and I'm really excited for y'all to see what we've made together!!

Again, I cannot stress enough how thankful I am that Iden took it upon themselves to write for this au---floored, really. EVERYONE SAY THANK YOUUUU

I will continue to post art for this au ofc, but now y'all will have some in-depth context and background to accompany it ;)

[iden-tify]

Ahhhh!!! Ven!!! We did it!!

We launched both sides of the CEO-verse, ha!

It’s been an honor and pleasure getting to do this, and I look forward to more shenanigans and brainworms to come, and I hope you all do, too.

We’ve got a bunch planned for this in a variety of ways, so don’t worry: this is just the beginning.

And there will be smut coming sooner than you think. 😉

[gingerpines]

fuck it, yurifies your huntrix

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[killerqueenowo]

Vi❤️

As promised, more shadow studies, this time with Vi❤️

Thanks for all your support, I really appreciate it 💕

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[dailycatsblog]

[dailycatsblog]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[depsidase]

[creatingblackcharacters]

"I've never heard of Megan Thee Stallion before" if you've ever said any variation of "Hot Girl Summer" then congratulations you've benefitted from an internationally popular Black female artist's creativity

[depsidase]

[nonaferatu]

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

[beardedmrbean]