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@identifying-wolves-in-posts
“Is that a samoyed?”
“HE’S GOT A GUN”
do you think the catholic church effectively utilized wokeness by funneling money into the colonization and rape of the americas after issuing the doctrine of discovery which effectively legalized the subjugation of indigenous peoples?
*stares in Judaism*
that's a uh... interesting definition of woke oop's got there
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Either Pokemon or Yugioh.
reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured
Wait, wait… lemme go get my favorite Jonny Sims quote real quick…
that's just what writing is lol
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
Oh yeah, 4 PM lunch. THAT'S a bitch and a half.
Why is this all management literally everywhere
Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.
@systemdeez was that the one with the hole in the floor?
Can you draw Minty x Pinkie meeting at a Christmas party?
They both felt like they’d met eachother before. Maybe just a glance or two in town was the familiarity? It was a closer feeling however, even though they had only formally introduced themselves that night.
the thing about chekhov's gun is that the gun does not literally "need to go off by the third act." the story works just as well if someone merely grabs the gun and starts threatening people with it, or if the Jewish protagonist recognizes the particular model as a Politically Concerning piece of world war 2 surplus, or if the gun's owner waxes nostalgic about the last time he fired it, etc. etc. etc.
unfortunately I get the impression that a lot of people do not understand that and therefore build theories around the idea that if the gun is not Specifically taken down from the wall and fired, it serves no purpose to the story, so why the hell was it there in the first place
the gun can also be characterization. Like, my novel's character has a Mateba revolver and a silenced Nagant revolver. These won't make it in, but they're meant to say a lot about him - that he knows how to use guns, that he has tastes for the classic, and (going by the semiauto revolver and silnced revolver) he's just plain weird.
Trigger?
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You mean Dungeon Meshi
Your still malding about Dungeon Meshi!
Ok fucking Kay I didn't know what she was yapping about
You mean the chimera centaur monster made with part of a women who had large yiddies
Do you also get mad at people who are horny for the penis monster from beloved scifi horror movie series?
If you have to ask "does lorch also get mad at" the answer is probably yes
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
MoonMoon! is that you? 🥹
i know this technically isn't the question but
his name was Romeo. And like... if we're talking wild wolves, probably about as close to moon moon as you could reasonably get?
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
oh no, that's a wolf
that's him next to a large black dog though!
i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo
a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????
me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:
Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
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柴犬つくね🐾 on X: “お友達の頭におてしないよ😮 #柴犬つくね https://t.co/FNsreME4RJ” / X
There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.
Historically inaccurate understanding of both who was persecuted by the witch trials and how those persecuted were typically dealt with? ✅️
Trivialising the torture and live immolation of real actual people by implying they somehow weren't strong or clever enough to avoid being burned at the stake? ✅️
Invoking a legacy that categorically does not belong to them in an attempt to claim an oppression they and their ancestors never faced? ✅️
I never actually explained exactly why I hate this phrase and the previous commenter got most of it down.
The first two point? Yeah, exactly.
Also a lot of people are talking about Salem, which, fair I guess American website, but I was specifically thinking about the North Berwick Witch Trials of 1590 which certainly wasn’t started to “dethrone powerful women” as certain people have claimed.
It started because King James - a very pious Protestant who spent almost his whole childhood in various places as a hostage which irrevocably fucked him up mentally - went to Demark and there was told about their witch trials.
He went home and nearly drowned in a massive storm just off the coast of Edinburgh. Terrified someone was trying to kill him via witchcraft, he charged the local authorities to find the perpetrators.
Men and women were accused, tortured, and burnt - they included a very well respected schoolmaster called Dr Fian and local healer Agnes Sampson. There was even an earl, Francis Stewart, who was accused and arrested, but he managed to escape and was exiled.
In the Finnish and Icelandic witch trials it was primarily men who were accused and killed; one of Iceland’s trials was an outside job to strength Christianity whereas another was a rich woman who got sick and then condemned a lot of men (including a father and son) to death.
“We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is a trite phrase which very much minimises the horror of these many, varied nightmarish events. I’m not saying don’t commemorate them, not to remember their legacy or respect them, but people didn’t survive because they were special or even (usually) fought back in anyway.
They survived out of luck. There’s nothing noble about the survival.
I hate the phrase because it feels like a kick in the teeth from someone surrounded by that history and those legacies. It’s not a trite little phrase to put on your shirt when you know Jack-shit about it.
And to add another point: I’ve only seen this phrase really clung onto by transphobes recently and that brand of gender essentialism was part of why women were killed.
nobody was burned in Salem anyway, they were all hanged
except the one who iirc admitted to neither innocence nor guilt and had probably figured out by then that part of the point of the whole shitshow was legal theft of land from the accused witches and their heirs, and he wasn't going to play along even if that meant (as indeed it did) a much more painful death than hanging, but he wasn't burned either, he was crushed to death
Yeah the only commemoration in Edinburgh of witch executions* there is the “Witches’ Well” plaque, which sort of tries to mark the killings out as unjust but still kind of implies the women (bc while some men were killed over the years in Scotland it was by a pretty large majority women, assuming the Oxford Handbook of Witchcraft in Early Modern Europe and the Americas has it right, which I trust they do—I think across Europe and the Americas it was ~70% women, with the men concentrated in Scandinavia) did something spooky.
They did not. The way most Scottish women were brought up on charges was via kirk sessions (church-based decision-making by men with authority in local-level congregations) being passed upwards to courts. Those local decisions on accusations made by citizens were often based on women already marginalized or disliked within their communities: older women, disabled women, widows, sometimes Romani women or Jewish women, even just ones who were socially on the outs/generally disliked or perceived as “nasty” or potentially-vengeful might be accused of cursing someone.
A lot of witch panics were functionally part of the same conspiracy theory about a sect (sometimes portrayed as exclusively female) of Satan-worshiping witches seeking to create as much havoc and misery in the world as they could before the second coming, including by destabilizing governments and doing things like causing storms or hail which would destroy crops. A lot of the hallmarks of what witches were “like” and what they “did” were rooted in antisemitic blood libel, a lot of which still appears in present-day conspiracism (everything from child-murder libel to “Jewish space lazers cause climate change”).
James I became a conspiracy theorist (like, literally thought They were conspiring against him), partly thanks to the Danes. The Danish royals were also conspiracy theorists. And they could do whatever the fuck they wanted. They had the capacity to get large numbers of people killed quickly, and those trials are most highlighted. But especially because Scottish witchcraft belief largely didn’t involve covens and group sabbaths (the way, eg England did, which is what allowed stuff like the East Sussex trials to spiral into huge groups of people being accused really fast), there is a much slower, less-acknowledged drip of accusations and executions over centuries and when talking about the “witches you couldn’t burn” claims, I want to highlight cases like this— where one or at most a couple of people (usually women, because it’s not as simple as misogyny, but misogyny is involved) were accused by their community: by their neighbors and church turning on them because someone got suddenly sick, or unexpectedly had a stroke or seizure, or their crops failed, or... etc. Of the nearly-4000 victims of witch hunts in Scotland, most were not put to death by James I for conspiring against him.
Not everyone who made these accusations was the equivalent of a Q-Anon-er. Some were; others were grifters (“witchfinders” who wholesale made up a job where they told lies to get people killed on purpose for money); but it’s very likely that most of them were to some extent taking out paranoia about people in their own communities who they already disliked via a particular type of rising social hysteria.
The reason this matters: successful accusations are about accusers outnumbering or being more powerful than the accused** (see “why kings can do whatever they want” above). And the biggest place where the pseudofeminism of the initial claim falls apart is that men were responsible for charging and carrying out trials, but they most certainly did not have a monopoly on making accusations, or the emotions and beliefs which led to them being made. Women participated in that too.
The communities who accused these people were culpable as well as the justice system.
So, no; you/we are not the daughters of the witches other people couldn’t burn.
We’re much more likely to be descended from the people who burned them.
And in an era where conspiracism, large-scale hysteria and a sense that everything is falling apart, we should really, really not forget that.
Most of my information is from the Oxford Handbook mentioned above and various writings by Julian Goodare, as well as the very-useful Survey of Scottish Witchcraft, a searchable database that tracks all of the nearly-4000 charges and trials and allows people to survey data like demographics of the accused, nature of ostensible crimes, and what happened to them.
I also recommend Dr. Justin Sledge’s stuff over on YouTube (his channel is Esoterica); he has some useful primers on the history of European witchcraft belief (there’s a whole playlist by topic!), where it came from, and the “elaborated theory” developed in texts like the Malleus Maleficarum. It’s also good for a brief overview of how violence was enacted differently in different regions (eg Germany, Scandinavia, North America). I will admit I’m most knowledgeable about Scotland and England but since they were mentioned I feel my comment might still be useful
*(Side notes: the crimes for which stake-burning was the punishment in England and Scotland were heresy or (for women) high or petty treason (men got hanged drawn & quartered for high treason); these charges could definitely overlap with allegations of witchcraft, and particularly James I’s obsession with witches as potential assassins made for a high treason + witchcraft combination. Most people burned in the Americas for so-called petty treason were enslaved people who’d defied or killed their masters).
** and this is why stuff like calling backlash to JKR a “witch burning” offends me so much. She’s a billionaire and a massive political donor to a cause whose entire goal is to persecute a legally and social marginalized group of women. She is not being institutionally victimized by those more powerful than her. She’s doing fucking fine.
This is a very interesting thread!
In addition to all of what was posted above: It's important to understand, that our current understanding of historical witchcraft and witches (especially the pop-cultural understanding of historical witchcraft and witches) was mostly cooked up in the 19th century and the first half of the 20th century.
The whole thing has its roots in movements, that tried to rediscover - and reclaim - the time period of the Middle Ages and, by extension, the Germanic tribes that predated the Middle Ages. This rediscovery happened within broader social and political movements - which, in turn, were heavily nationalistic and antisemitic. In Germany, these new ideas and concepts (and the desire to reclaim a lost heritage) fed into the völkische Bewegung ("Völkisch Movement" in English, literally "folkish movement"). The main goal of that movement was to form an ethnic German society that was ethnically German/Germanic, that had its own nation-state on the territory of their ancestors and that was cleansed from all outside influences - like Jews, Roma, and Slavs. (And yes. This is where the "blood and soil"-idea comes from. And yes, this movement was one of the big building blocks of the NSDAP and, by extension, the Third Reich.)
An aspect of this movement was the rediscovery of their Germanic roots. This included Germanic/Norse mythology and traditions, as well as folkloric beliefs that were (supposedly) held by ethnic Germans during the Middle Ages and beyond. When it comes to religion, there was a split in the movement. The majority wanted to Germanize (or Aryanize) Christianity, and saw Jesus not as a Jew but as an Aryan persecuted by Jews. There were also parts, who wanted to revive the Germanic religion instead - that way bleeding heavily into the Neo-Pagan movement.
This is also where witches come back into the picture: Women persecuted as witches were idealized as Germans or Aryans who followed the "old traditions" and who were persecuted over it. They identified the Judeo-Christian religion as the cause of this persecution. (Emphasis on "Judeo". Of course, they blamed Jews for this.)
The idea that witches were mostly "wise women" (healers and midwifes) who got persecuted as witches, because they used their traditional knowledge to help people, also comes from this belief. Yes, the "traditional knowledge" those women supposedly had was believed to come from their Germanic/Aryan roots.
Some of the biggest estimates of how many people were persecuted and killed during the witch hunts come from the Völkische Bewegung.
I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. The idea that some 9 Million people were killed during the European witch hunts was popularized Mathilde Ludendorff, for example. And the idea that witches were "wise women" who got persecuted for their (pagan) traditions? Yeah, that has Heinrich Himmler's signature all over it.
So every time one of these radfems claim that they "are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn"? Every time they repeat the same old disproven claimes about millions of victims? Every time they repeat the myth of the "wise women"/healer/midwife who got percetued by the evil (Judeo-Christian) church?
Yeah.
Every time they do that, they repeat "facts" that were coined and/or popularized by the Völkische Bewegung. And while I think that at least some of them simply do not know about the origins of these "facts" - they still do it for very similar reasons.