Identifying Gimmick Blogs in Posts

I identify gimmick blogs in posts. he/him

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Hullo! I'm identifyinggimmickblogsinposts, and I'm making it my mission to identify as many gimmick blogs as possible, providing names, brief descriptions, and any other info I might deem relevant!

I'll use two main tags: #blog ids (for blogs I've ID'ed) and #not blog ids (for anything else). The rest is all pretty self explanatory.

(This blog is run by a disabled trans person. Bigots and assholes DNI)

[this-post-smells-like]

wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

[unyieldingsilence]

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[this-post-smells-like]

h. hello

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: this-post-smells-like

Purpose: associates posts with different smells

Name: unyielding-silencs

Purpose:

Notes:

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

obligatory request for @sexiest-objects-tournament and @gemstone-of-the-day

Name: sexiest-objects-tournament

Function: holds polls to determine the most attractive objects, colors, and more

Notes: Mmm pinao🎹

Name: gemstone-of-the-day

Function: posts a different gemstone every day

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Just found out about @kittybroker and @kittybrokerrater

Name: kittybroker

Function: gives monetary values to cats.

Note: I like this one because they gave my cat a high a value.

Name: kittybrokerrater

Function: rates accuracy of price tags given by kittybroker

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

@randomencounters !!

Name: randomencounters

Function: makes you encounter monsters

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: alphabetizing-posts

Function: arranges words in a post in alphabetical order.

Name: snailifier

Function: snailifies.

[wifegideonnav]

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Kiki

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: kiki-or-bouba

Purpose: identifies posts as either kiki or bouba based on their vibes

Notes: I wonder which my blog is?

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

have you ever id'd yourself?

Name: identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Purpose: identifies gimmick blogs in posts

Notes: it me!

[extracheesehead]

this is very rushed and inappropriate but i thought it would be funny

[rat-detector]

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: rat-detector

Function: determines if a post contains rats

Notes: this ID doesn't contain any rats. probably.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love being asexual there are like 8 billion people in the world and none of them are hot enough for me to want to fuck

[google-translate-real]

I like being asexual. Because there are 8 billion people in the world, and none of them are big enough to make me gay.

This post has been translated to multiple languages and then back to English by Google translate

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: google-translate-real

Function: runs posts through multiple layers of Google translate, irrevocably removing their true meaning

[spnyuri]

BECAUSE A CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION WHERE THE HAMMERS FLY EVERYWHERE KILLED MY GRANDMA

[the-disemvoweler]

BCS CR HMMR XPLSN WHR TH HMMRS FL VRWHR KLLD M GRNDM

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: the-disemvoweler

Function: removes vowels from posts

Notes: th-dsmvwlr

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[lily-of-the-flame]

Tbh I think my mom already suspects. She keeps asking me "are you sure you're a boy?"

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this hits 20k by March I'll tell them then otherwise I'll wait until 50k notes.

Also I'll show them the longest version of the post I can find.

Good luck. Have fun. No murder.

[gimmick-thief]

SUMMON THE GIMMICKS

[brazilianturtle]

@amtrak-official @amongus-text-detector @badjokesbyjeff @eggblackoutpoetry @hellsitegenetics @i-am-a-fish @randomitemdrop

those were all the gimmick blogs i follow we need more

[gimmick-thief]

don’t worry i got you

@achivement-unlocked @i-say-quite @i-say-not-ok @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-ok @color-picked-pride-flags (don’t know how you’re gonna do this one but good luck) @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs @pointless-achievements @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @gimmickbloghunter @same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day

[hellsitegenetics]

Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!

String identified:

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t' a c ac a t a t gt c ' t at t gt t t t g t gg t t att ct

T c at gttg tt t T at gttg a gt a ' , at ? Tat' t a t A gt

, ' a a ta Gt ga , g a , ' a c ta Gt t , gt a A a tat gtt g tg ta a t

, ' a a ta Gt ga , g a , ' a c ta Gt t , gt a A a tat gtt g tg ta

c a C a cag ga? t gt aa t ac a: , at a cct c a tt A c a a tt cag

t a tat cg A t 't t cg t t a t t g g 't a t t a gt at t a gt

c t , c t at' g t tag t ac tt ' 't g (g!) ' 't g

, ' a a ta Gt ga , g a , ' a c ta Gt t , gt a

A a tat gtt g tg ta a t A a tat gtt g tg ta a t

Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: hellsitegenetics

Function: sequences the genome of Tumblr posts

[sootisite-deactivated20240316]

got super pissed off at my group therapy leader. everyone was saying their pronouns and someone said it used "she/it" and my group therapy leader started being like "no lets not use that, thats dehumanizing" and i went OFF. never been so quick to get so bitchy

anyway, it/its pronouns are super fucking valid. stop being a dick to someone because you dont understand.

[hyper-raccoon23-deactivated2024]

Say it louder for the people in the back :3

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ARE VALID

ALL FUCKING PRONOUNS ARE VALID!!! /POS/GEN

[pronouncounter]

pronouns in post 1:

everyone 1

I 1

it 3

its 1

my 2

she 1

someone 2

that 2

their 1

you 1

pronouns in post 2:

it 2

its 1

[gimmickbloghunter]

gimmick blog detected

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: pronouncounter

Function: counts pronouns in posts

Name: gimmickbloghunter

Function: detects gimmick blogs

Notes:

[gimmick-thief]

Name: identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Function: Detects and identifies the name and function of a gimmick blog

Notes: Very helpful for stealing gimmicks. Will follow soon

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: gimmick-thief

Function: steals gimmicks from other blogs

Notes: hey. My gimmick! (/lh)

[sootisite-deactivated20240316]

got super pissed off at my group therapy leader. everyone was saying their pronouns and someone said it used "she/it" and my group therapy leader started being like "no lets not use that, thats dehumanizing" and i went OFF. never been so quick to get so bitchy

anyway, it/its pronouns are super fucking valid. stop being a dick to someone because you dont understand.

[hyper-raccoon23-deactivated2024]

Say it louder for the people in the back :3

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ARE VALID

ALL FUCKING PRONOUNS ARE VALID!!! /POS/GEN

[pronouncounter]

pronouns in post 1:

everyone 1

I 1

it 3

its 1

my 2

she 1

someone 2

that 2

their 1

you 1

pronouns in post 2:

it 2

its 1

[gimmickbloghunter]

gimmick blog detected

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: pronouncounter

Function: counts pronouns in posts

Name: gimmickbloghunter

Function: detects gimmick blogs

Notes:

[ratfuck]

elvis died on the skibidi toilet

[spectralmagnolia]

@in-the-bible

[in-the-bible]

died, on, and the are in the bible!

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: in-the-bible

Function: counts words in posts that are found in the King James English translation of the Bible

[fixing-bad-posts]

“he’s autistic” okay $1.2 million in his wallet then

Submitted by @brucecipher

[orange-content-rater]

Some orange!!

Mainly blue and black

Pay him more

3/10

[identifyinggimmickblogsinposts]

Name: orange-content-rater

Function: rates the amount of orange in a post

Notes: pay him more