waddling through life at full velocity

Dani, 33, UK, jumbled up multi fandom mess

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[phousetour]

im actually so emotional about daniel danisnotonfire howell right now saying that he felt like people didn’t actually like him or his personality. babygirl i have ALWAYS loved you for your beautiful mind and your bitchy tone and and your cunty outfits and your big soft squishy heart that you tried and failed to shove into a box of sarcasm and irony but never quite figured out how to unpin from your sleeve. im so glad you left so you could come back happy and free 🥺

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[concepted]

I was gonna post this but then i remembered myy previous post that i had already immediately forgotten abt

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

I don’t think healthy people every really get chronic illness.

I have a friend I know from when we were both 6. She is the only person living nearby and so she saw me go from walking through limping to wheelchair on a daily basis. I keep her updated on my health even tho we rarely hang out anymore. She was gonna come over yesterday and I had to cancel. She asked if I can’t hang out later that day. When I said i won’t feel better later, that if I feel that bad in the morning later will only get worse she got annoyed and “joked” that I’m just finding excuses. And I was surprised, she knows all about me being disabled after all? So, a bit taken aback, I told her it’s a normal thing for me.

“But you got the diagnosis now, aren’t you better?? I thought you’ll get better now”

She was honestly surprised and it made me realize a thing. They don’t get it. They don’t get that getting diagnosed only equals benefits like welfare or parking spot for us, and sometimes better pain meds but that is just like pushing luck. That it’s a forever thing. That that one day we felt good a week ago was just a bright spot and doesn’t mean we won’t need our aids anymore, cause chronic illness is not linear and will make a great comeback in next four hours, and the next good day is planned on when we’re 70. Cause when abled people are sick, they get better. And our illness is just an excuse for them. And when we say we will never get better they think we’re being dramatic and pessimistic. And I don’t think they’ll ever get it, cause to get it you need to live it. And I want my friends to stay healthy and not go through hell.

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

This is definitely okay to reblog and abled people are encouraged to reblog cause maybe it’ll help others understand

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Hello it’s me Lexa and this post is relevant again as I just had the Legit Same Talk with someone and I exhausted my number of fucks to give

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[watermotif]

can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[ailithnight]

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[ideservecakeforthis]

not me wishing I could time travel back to last week to get some fucking dopamine

[haloturnstables]

can you tell i miss her

[tothelightsource]

the urge to dress as her for the hard launch tour is strong

[fer3112]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[paintdust]

His silly days are behind him he has a big job now 😠💼