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inking practice
Super long night
creepy tim drake you will always be famous
laughing about the idea of ilya doing one of those puppy buzzfeed interviews and then anya sniffing him when he gets home and feeling SO betrayed
and shane meanwhile is having a great time pressing the accelerator on this guilt trip
cuddling anya and just, "i know, huh? papa left and played with WHO KNOWS HOW MANY other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him"
ilya, who is lowkey devastated: "hollander, this is not a joke."
"no, it isn't, huh, anya? you're so, so sad now."
"...hollander PLEASE. anya, i am sorry-"
"it seems like he's saying something, but we can't hear cheaters, can we, anya?"
"HOLLANDER"
A totally unbiased opinion!
extremely endeared about the idea of shane and ilya babysitting the pike kids and shane getting assigned role of king because he's mostly just interested in sitting and spectating to make sure no one is actually getting hurt and meanwhile ilya is alternatively a dragon/enemy knight/friendly knight/horse depending literally on the second and which kid you ask
which also leads to the very funny moment of the twins bringing their "captive" to king shane for judgement of his crimes and shane not even lowering his sunglasses and going "off with his head"
ilya is just D:< you will not even TRY to argue clemency?? for your HUSBAND???
"sir ruby, what are his crimes?"
"smashing the village and eating ALL the villagers >:D"
"yeah, death for sure" *dismissive hand flick*
timmy and dickiebirds
Shane and Ilya both compete in the Battle of the Blades one year and they're being their usual competitive selves (their figure skating partners are also playful rivals so the press is eating the whole thing up) and then they BOTH lose to Luca Haas and neither of them ever really gets over it.
The next year Shane respectfully bows out but Ilya once again agrees to take part.
He loses to Hayden Pike.
Installment 2/3 of the Trinity series!!! This one features cool aunt Diana and TimKon <3
Tim Drake caught in 4k at five in the morning in Alfred’s kitchen eating instant noodles
By Alfred
ohh so scaryyy!!
In Johnny's defense, that shirt probably costs more than Peter's rent
Johnny: *Incoming audio call*
Peter: I'm showering.
Johnny: *Incoming video call*
Declined
Johnny, voice message: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEA—
Birdflash and Spideytorch double date???
ten year old Tim Drake having a minor phase of liking archeology bcs of his parents so he starts digging shit up in his garden, but because he’s Tim Fucking Drake he does it too well and accidentally unearths one of the tunnels that connects to the fucking batcave.
ten year old Tim Drake who already knew who Batman and Robin were, finding out he now has a secret tunnel in his garden connecting his house to their lair, and he’s just like ‘fuck yeah that’s cool.’ and starts exploring.
thirteen year old Jason Todd bored and fucking around alone in the batcave system when he comes across a fucking ten year old who knows his identity, clearly idolises the hell out of him, and is just kinda wandering around the cave system alone and completely chill about it. they see a super dangerous spider and Tim just starts info-dumping on the species. when asked if he has a curfew to go back home by he goes ‘uh, July i guess? that’s when mom and dad get back.’ it is early February.
thirteen year old Jason Todd who takes a minute and then goes ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’
Jason Todd and Tim Drake being secret cave buddies. Jason Todd and Tim Drake hanging out in the tunnels and making fun of Batman and Nightwing from the shadows. Tim Drake who has to buy a whole new set of night-vision camera lenses for his new photo album that’s just photos and selfies of him and his new best friend Robin fucking around in the underground pitch-dark.
Jason Todd who dies, gets revived, is told by Talia that Tim Drake has ‘replaced him’ unknowing they’re already friends, and Jason who all he can think of is that time they played hide and seek in the cave system and Tim clung to the fucking ceiling via a stalactite for 45 minutes straight. Jason Todd who just looks at Talia and goes ‘yeah sounds about right for him.’
Jason Todd being told he has to deliver Damian to Bruce and he decides ‘absolutely the fuck not’ to the idea of even touching the front door. they have a Ring camera he is not getting caught on that bullshit.
Jason Todd who just goes to Drake Manor and uses Tim’s old entrance to get into the tunnels, his home away from home, dragging Damian along, until he gets to a spot where he can secretly signal into the batcave for Tim to sneak the fuck away.
fifteen year old Tim Drake who gets called into the tunnels to find the Red Hood, unmasked as Jason, presenting to him a random child which he declares to be the son of Batman.
fifteen year old Tim Drake who comes full circle and says ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’
the cave boys are reunited. a third is added to the club. a new photo album is filled. when Tim brings Damian up through the tunnels into the cave he looks Bruce dead in the eyes and says fully straight-faced ‘this is your cave son. i found him wandering, he was born from the shadows of the bat.’
eleven year old Damian Al Ghul-Wayne who’s spent the past three and a half years under Jason Todd’s influence and sombrely declares ‘the cave birthed me for you, father. i am darkness. i am your child.’
Bruce Wayne who genuinely is starting to lose it.
ok somebody requested this as a fic within an hour of me posting it LMFAOOOOOOOOOO