this is now a httyd blog and I'm not sorry

I love httyd so much it's slightly worrying Occasionally I reblog a ton of Twilight shitposts but it's mostly httyd

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Edward:

Me:

Alright, which of these did he use. ‘Snails? It was ‘snails, wasn’t it.

[benoitblanc]

something i find hilarious about the mcu is that in modern times the founders of shield are absolutely worshiped, to the point that jemma simmons freaks out about seeing something that peggy carter once held, and then you watch agent carter and find out that in reality the founders of shield were a gang of rage-filled, PTSD-riddled, disaster-magnet 25-year-olds whose top hits include kidnapping a man using a tranquilizer gun meant for koalas and then convincing him he has malaria, being reticent to help defuse a bomb because he has a souffle in the oven for his wife, literally moving across the country because he mistakenly thought his crush didn’t like him back, attempting to blackmail his only friend with information that wasn’t even true, and nearly accidentally committing mass genocide on the people of new york city because he couldn’t keep it in his pants

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Okay I’m still not over the “If Fury wanted eye candy around he could’ve at least picked Romanoff” interraction, like is it just accepted around S.H.I.E.L.D. that both Natasha and Maria are super hot?

Do new recruits see two of Fury’s most trusted agents walking around and have to do a double take while their S.O.’s yawn and reassure them that “Yes that is the Black Widow, yeah that’s Fury’s right hand, no he didn’t pick them because they’re hot, you can pick your jaws up off the floor now.”

Are there wagers about this?? Do drunken S.H.I.E.L.D. agents hit on the two most powerful women on the helicarrier? Do they have inside jokes about it?

In my mutual @redvanillabee ‘s words, Marvel answer my calls damnit.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Some poor S.O.: Today we have a special guest from Admin to help teach you some new techniques: Agent Melinda May.

Recruit #412, catching sight of Melinda “The Cavalry” May, Hot S.H.I.E.L.D. Legend #3: Not AGAIN

[zephyr-3]

yes!! @redvanillabee’s tags are amazing

newbie agents assisting a mission like Natasha’s opening scene in Avengers and being shocked at how blasé the older recruits are

[likea-black-widow-baby]

[In a S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy history class]

Teacher: And this is S.H.I.E.L.D.‘a founder, former S.O.E. turned S.S.R. agent Peggy Carter.

Every single lesbian in the class: what the FUCK

[redvanillabee]

@likea-black-widow-baby honestly can’t blame them

[likea-black-widow-baby]

@anna-of-cleves you guys have the best additions to this post

[albonapinto]

may: and today we have shield legend and my friend bobbi morse joining us-

the lesbians: *start sweating* no no no nO NO NO NO-

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Oh good god I forgot empath!May would feel all their thirst. This. This is my new favorite headcanon

Bonus: I showed this thread to a friend on Instagram

[redvanillabee]

@incorrectssr​ the only reason why Angie managed to stand up to the charm of Dottie is because she already had Peggy

[likea-black-widow-baby]

STOP LEAVING YOUR ADDITIONS IN THE TAGS GUYS.

Also you’re so right about the Angie thing, what is a poor Brooklyn lesbian to do sandwiched between Peggy Carter and Dottie Underwood in her apartment complex?? I’m sure several fanfics have tackled that question is all I’m saying

[incorrectssr]

I mean let’s be honest, “no men above the first floor” was not a problem at the Griffith. You can’t convince me that not all the inhabitants weren’t all lesbians or at least after Peggy and Dottie took up residence.

[likea-black-widow-baby]

What did I fuckin say about leaving things in the TAGS @incorrectssr

Let’s talk about Daisy Johnson. Poor lesbian SHIELD agents thought they were safe when all the Avengers were men except Natasha. Que inhumans. Elena. Daisy. RIP lesbians.

[redvanillabee]

Ok but borrowing from this post about people’s childhood crushes on Steve resurrecting when he came out of the ice in 2011, in the alternate universe where Peggy is Captain Carter, can you imagine the childhood crushes that got resurrected when Captain Margaret Carter, SOE spy turned iconic female super soldier showed up in 2012? An entire childhood of crushing on a queen that looks like this

and now she’s here???

And spare a thought for all the lesbian SHIELD cadets/rookies who have to walk into a room and just see May and Hill and Peggy (and Bobbi and Carol) just casually milling about. It’s hard enough to make it through a day. And now Captain Carter is just there. Just, in the flesh, with all the sass and cheeky grins. Spare a thought.

[lunaetsaturnus]

reminder that The SHIELD Lesbian Struggle™️ is canon:

ft. May knowing exactly what she was doing.

[storiesbyreese]

Now picture a young baby lesbian Agent just minding her own damn baby gay business walking into a break room to get coffee and coming across Captain Carter in the stealth suit with Black Widow and their “word play”, she grabs something random off the counter like that’s what she wanted, turns around and walks out hoping no one heard the little whimper she made upon seeing them.

[pacificseaotter]

[crying] i love how to train your dragon so so much

[limesandcoconuts]

Someone: hey do you know how to train your-

Me:

[arduennas]

Most Memorable Quotes from the HTTYD Books

I put a “Keep reading” thing here because this post is so long. Feel free to add!

Keep reading

[toothbrushfingers]

i want to go to there

i’d take this over the midwest any day

[autisticmurraybauman]

Murray: I didn’t understand why people cared so much about their stupid friends until I got my own stupid friend.

Murray: I’ve known Joyce for five minutes and if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[flowerbabey]

concept: you know how the flower field is all dead and crusty in new moon? ignoring the fact that it was probably just winter that killed all the flowers, imagine edward out there with a bottle of weed killer the day after abandoning bella in the woods, dousing everything in herbicide while crying

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

[fluorescent-bulbs]

I bet Edward thinks getting blasted by pressure washer is penance for his sins or something

[call-him-benjamin]

[jimmyhopper]

#mike helping joyce by picking her up is everything

[supercomms]

[natalieironside]

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

[natalieironside]

Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"

Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."

[shittinggold]

I love Lannister POV chapters. Every single one is like "dear diary. woke up today angry and horny. drank eight glasses of wine for breakfast. a peasant came to court and asked for bread. gods they were so whiny, i could barely finish my lunch of swan and caviar. can't believe I'm so hated for no reason. better drink more wine. thinkin bout helping one(1) person today. i'm so sexy. I am repulsed when I look at my body however. my childhood hero came to visit in the afternoon - told me I was a massive disappointment. I threw a baby at them. gods I really am so sexy. why doesn't my dad love me."

[hotgirljoncon]

reading asoiaf is so fun because these grown adults have beef with like 11 year olds. imagine a nine year old having a hit list with your name on it, how do you even get in this situation.

[witche-nerd]

A piece of media: This is a complex story where no one is evil and no one is a saint. People are a reflection of their world, their life experiences and trauma. Morality depends on context from which you view the character. You are not supposed to find every character good or even likable. You can take sides and find real life parallels but the biggest point is to make you think and maybe recognize the flaws in yourself as well as the goodness in those you hate.

Tumblr: okay so THIS is the bad person and THIS is the good person. This is the oppressor and this is the oppressed. This is the abuser and this is their victim. If you like this EVIL character you are clearly the same as my asshole dad who reminds me of this character. Not taking a moralistic stance on a fictional story means you are amoral. Analysis is actually about figuring out who the bad-est person is so you can disavow them and who the good-est person is so you can root for them. The media you consume reflects your values and the characters you find interesting are clearly the ones who are exactly the same as you.

[peachdoxie]

HEY GUESS WHAT

THIS

IS 100% BASED OFF THIS

THE BOOK REFERENCES STRIKE AGAIN