Intense Weirdo In Attempts Of Being Funny

World can be a better place if we learn to keep up with each other's shitt👅

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Google search engine hai ya dukan

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i put my phone on work mode and take a nap

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tip for HR: Please at least learn to pretend like you're listening

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you don't have to be fair you just have to be smart enough to find good lighting. ain't that hard

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if being camera-conscious were a skill i'd nail it

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you know what is really funny? truth

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depression and love made me more human….i'm still in love with someone though. don't know when i'm gonna recover from that fucken illness

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what's the point of this expensive fucking makeup if it can't hide my emotions

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under achiever headaches

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that your baby? looks like a mistake to me

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having too many tabs open in your PC or your brain is harmful to both

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surats garmi is really uncool man

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don't find comedians who make faces and twist their bodies to make people laugh. being a civilized comedian is sure harder than acting like a fucken clown. if i wanna see a clown i'd go to a fuxken circus

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adding more namak to your food is like quitting your job. there's no going back

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what does the d on ur tee stand for? dick?

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ye log ko kya lagta hai i mean wtf fuck amm i an old age home???

[idkymihere]

my first experience of being fingered was by my gynaecologist