the idlewild diaries

mick • az, usa • twentysomething • infj • fangirl • bookworm • rebel • writer

[expressions-of-nature]

by Tatyana Shchepotina

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[official-boob-posts]

I love when I see videos on other sites and they find they’re way to me naturally

[zendeyas]

Naomi Apajok wearing IRIS VAN HERPEN – Haute Couture Fall 2025 Show

[cassandracalin]

Soon! 🍂🎃

[needtotalkilllisten]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[expressions-of-nature]

Arequipa Region, Peru by Suzanne Levasseur

[burger-churgler-secret-deactiva]

kids born in 25 will be 2000 this year….

[expressions-of-nature]

by Evgeniy Erohin

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[90377]

Moonlit hill by George Davis

[marisatomay]

The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society

[seekerofrelief]

[ginger-by-the-sea]

[birdasaurus]

Backstage at Balmain 1954 by Mark Shaw

[leahberman]

autumn blues; angeles national forest, california

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[matchbox-mouse]

Autumn in the mountains, British Columbia