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Mr. Hades is a mighty king Must be making some mighty big deals Seems like he owns everything Kind of makes you wonder how it feels
On the road to hell there was a railroad car...
“Let’s put the poor bastard out of his misery.”
This scene living rent-free in my head.
The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy by @brigitteknightley
All my #tiutffye endeavours will be in the story highlights.
louis' narration: it was dusk. the smell of petrichor still lingered in the air, greeting me as i woke and pondered my new existence as a vampire, a creature of the night. as the sun set and gave way to new darkness, so too had something awakened in me, a bloodlust that could not be sated. was i now man or monster? or something in between, a perversion of even the natural order in which all other beings reside?
lestat's narration: yeah so i drained someone at my concert and almost overdosed on LSD and MDMA but that's just another tuesday amirite? so i fucked her in the elevator and killed a bunch of vampires with daniel (ugh, i hate him though what a loser 🙄) i wish louis still loved me
Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.
The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.
robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.
even robots need downtime.
[Image ID: Tweet from SpookyBritches Jules (@/ SQLPi) on Oct 12, 2020 reading: Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You’re a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. /End ID]
Plain text: Everything that lives requires rest. Stop judging yourself for not being a robot.
The only thing — not man, animal, insect, plant, or machine — that demands no rest is capitalism
Forever and ever
The Superfamily:
Meanwhile Connor:
house of el mix ♫
Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
"You're not always nice but you're kind. And you're not perfect but you're good,"
Supergirl 2026 CHANGED me, please don't listen to assholes online who tell you not to see it. Especially if you're a girl or a young woman- this movie is for you.
Fred & Gunn | Angel [1999 - 2004] Requested by Anonymous
being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.
Tired of this "condom usage in fic gives me the ick" discourse- you are weak and not worthy of being called a true pervert. Not to mention it's more likely that what you actually dislike is safe sex lectures in the middle of your porn, which is valid, but not the condom's fault.
But when he's scrambling frantically for a condom because he just NEEDS to be inside of you and can barely hold himself back long enough? When the condom is stretched around his hard cock like it's holding on for dear life? When he had the condom with him because he knew he was gonna fuck you and he wasn't going to pull out- wouldn't even be able to once he had you begging beneath him???
And this is the vanilla shit, man. I just saw a post about using a condom out of spite to punish a sub who's begging to be filled but hasn't earned it. That is some good fucking content right there!
I'm just saying, like. Preferences are fine and good, but some of you have such narrow views of the erotic and then come out here acting like everyone should agree with you. Get creatively horny.
Completely agree but also on the opposite side of the spectrum, having people be icked out by the lack of condoms is so funny to me.
Like dude, fanfic is where I go to experience the heat of someone completely filling you up multiple times, with no fear of STDs or other issues, with literally no consequences whatsoever
i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
i think i am going insane
Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.
Things when bad: kids and children are involved!
Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this
i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda
okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????
"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."
"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."