Have You Tried Not Dying?

just an asexual trying my hardest to get through life • she/they • yapper extraordinaire

[idrawfunkythings]

Figured I should probably make an intro page considering how long I've been on here.

Hi! You can call me Funky or Marie! I'm usually posting about FNAF or assorted greek myths. I'm lowkey always yapping so if you see me yap back!

My fics!

Sing, O Muse -> an iliad frat retelling

The Middle of a Summer Afternoon -> charmes modern au

I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star -> hades au focused on charon and co

Sunshine and Nightlights -> reader insert security breach fic

Any of my miscellaneous writings can be found under the tag #mywriting

[gddiniluvu]

my wife

[lilium-hyde]

Hypnos portrait!

I started this before the new update dropped so he's a bit off-model. Excited about him having some spotlight!

hades art masterpost

Hey! We have a Hades roleplay server (I play Charon and Polyphemus and also Momus but he's obviously not in the game ANYWAYS), we are looking for some empty canon characters! Here's the link <3

[just-alex-iguess]

Slumberparty sketchbook spreads 🗣🗣🗣

[moonlightflower-queen]

BACK WITH HADES 3 DESIGNS!! (for fun)

Part 1 (Rhea, Momus, Macaria)

Thanatos (i lowkey hate it, subject to change)

(The House of Hades members are boon givers)

Another Thanatos attempt i hate more and Meg (I also wanna give her a new outfit so also subject to change)

THE Gaia (More drawings under keep reading)

Baby Macaria

A helper NPC that resides around Atlantis (that might be a love interest... that i got carried away with)

(yeah...)

There are 2 routes that split after the first region. One goes to Olympus to fight Zeus, other goes to fight Poseidon at Atlantis. Maca is prophesized to end the age of gods and start the age of mortals, so olympus is at war with the Underworld. Melinoe was taken hostage to bait Macaria to climb up to Olympus. It gets nasty.

If you are still reading, i will draw Heracles and Prometheus at some point. Cuz they are involved.

[justvea18]

He used to be taller

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[mcsiggy]

Aphrodite's new hat (im too lazy to do anything else right now)

Hat link under readmore

LINK TO ORIGINAL POST

[kyleesarthell]

Its Zagreus and Neoptolemus bonding hours once again (Pyrrhus may have some jealousy issues)

[pnkrathian]

witness your crimes, old man.

[cullenafeh-moved-deactivated202]

The Palestinian Andromeda 

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There are a few different interpretations of the myth of Andromeda from Greek Mythology ( the princess chained to a rock to be saved by Perseus), the tale references both Palestinian and Ethiopian origins, in some myths describing her father and mother to be the rulers of the Kingdom of Jaffa (Palestine), I wanted to honor both as presenting her as a Palestinian Princess of Ethiopian origin. The myth especially means a lot to me as a Palestinian who’s family was ethnically cleansed from Jaffa in the 1940s, a tale from home. 

[just-alex-iguess]

Obsessed with him

[potatodump28]

I WIN I WIN I WIN

[just-alex-iguess]

Not the stepdad, but the dad that STEPPED UP

[millionsworthofgarbage]

Oh.. to have a floating blanket cocoon carried by cute shades....

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]