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aletheyass

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

apas-95

wgat did u say

soul-stiice

Eva Stratt guilt core

(tried using different brushes for this one🙌)

#BRO WTF I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO

proletarianprincess

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

cannibality-deactivated20250227

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

livenudegirl

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

can I volunteer to be a penguin

commander-damneron

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

runrunningrunner

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

breatherunlive

I love everything about this post.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A GOOD POST

shadesofmauve

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

mittensmorgul

i’ve reblogged this before, but i need everyone to know that Sir Nils Olav has been promoted since this post was made over a decade ago. he is now Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of Bouvet Island.

natoraptor

“Tour Guides”

-2026

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of taunting

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

laz-laz-ace-pilot

Melshi (who has been on base a whole five minutes, looking at the frankenstein mess happening across the hanger): who would be stupid enough to reanimate a KX droid?!?!

Melshi:...

Melshi: holy fucking shit its my boy Keef From Prison

bowtiedhillbilly

I adore the commitment Andor showed, particularly in the final episode, to making K2SO an absolute horror movie monster. Just the heavy, steady footsteps as he walks down the dark hall with glowing eyes in a dark, skull-like head while he uses your superior’s corpse as a human shield. Cinema.

jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

villainessbian

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

screenshotsofdespair

homunculus-argument

As we all know, the human brain is operated by a team of surprisingly competent monkeys. Sometimes, when your brain simply will not function no matter what you do, it's because the monkeys have unionised, and will not continue to work until the work conditions have been improved. And as always, workers' unions are not to be fucked with. The monkeys' demands are fortunately very reasonable. They want more monkey activities.

The monkeys hate having to operate in civil society. In order to get back on their good side, you need to engage in more natural primate activities. Get a pile of nuts and crack them open one by one. Grab a stick and wringle it around until there's nothing left but the flexible inner fibres and weave rope out of it. Go find one of your buddies and whack them with the fibre rope. Eat a fruit, jack off, take a nap. Go bother some other small mammal.

The monkeys will not continue until they have been sufficiently enriched. If nothing you try to do seems to be working, you have to pause and contemplate, what would an orangutan do in this situation? "Eat a fruit, jack off, and take a nap" is probably pretty high on the list.

standupbard-deactivated20171201

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

bogleech

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"