hey its the gremlin man

hey bb ill see u in ur nightmares ;;;)

[ladyghouls]

my entire body seized up looking at this lkjalsdfkj

[thesanityclause]

I’ve had this done multiple times. It is NOT GREAT. Even the provider doing it was like “Okay, so this is going to go so far back it’s going to TOUCH YOUR SOUL and I’m sorry.” That said, she was really good and did it super fast but it’s still JUST NOT SUPER FUN.

[thegaylists]

We’re closing out pride month and i just wanna say that each and every one of us has the responsibility 2 hold the same energy for men in dresses as we do for ladies in suits

[thegaylists]

smh i cant believe nobody did this for me and now i have 2 do it myself.

billy porter

Keiynan Lonsdale

Michael Urie

Robert Sheehan

[thegaylists]

Eugene Lee Yang

Chester Lockhart

Jaden Smith

Olly Alexander

Marc Jacobs

[thegaylists]

Ive been reading through tags and this post was made by a lesbian. Don’t support them JUST because you want to fuck them or find it hot, your primary reasoning should be because everybody has the right to wear what they want.

These celebrities might all be beautiful and slender and young because they’re well,, celebrities. But not every man who chooses to wear a dress will be. They still deserve support.

[hockeydyke]

This is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen from an NHL Brand Twitter Account™️

[krazykitsune]

okay but this is the canes whole twitter brand and i'm here for it:

[currentswim]

ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god

ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die

[ori-dani-deactivated20210421]

my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it

me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper

my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[thornescratch]

Me and the monsters going back and forth at each other in three in the fucking morning.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

don’t neglect yourself because you think you should be grateful or your life seems nice compared to many others. if you’re feeling sad, you don’t need to justify it to people. it means you have needs that aren’t being met or something is missing that you need to acknowledge. don’t compare how big or small your reasons seem. so don’t write off your sadness as nothing because you’re guilty. you deserve to have feelings and accept them. your feelings are real and you deserve to be as kind towards yourself as you would to anyone else.

[hetteh-spegetteh]

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

[justpennywise]

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

[stylingryan]

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

[jfgoiejfgkhlrdfsg-deactivated20]

to my fellow schizophrenic / psychotic people:

i’m sorry you’re both demonized and glorified. i’m sorry that neurotypical people joke about how quirky they are because they hear voices yet give us the sideways glare if we show symptoms. i’m sorry that you’re used as an insult or used to describe horrible, disgusting people. i’m sorry that people stare at you when you twitch or tic. i’m sorry.

you’re not scary, you’re not a trope, you’re not a fashion label. you’re strong and you’re brave and i love you so so much.

[jfgoiejfgkhlrdfsg-deactivated20]

this is okay to rb but unpsychotics do NOT clown on this

[wolfieartsandwrites]

68.

I hope when the stars look at us At the end of the universe At the end of all things

They see how brave we were How hard we tried How much we loved

I hope they dream about us Sometimes

[kekisu]

shout out to my old friend who was just unhinged and off the shits all the time who told me one day when we were skipping pe that i can literally do anything i want like i could walk out of school if i wanted to i could scream whenever i want i can just completely disregard authority and it wouldnt even matter because none of this shit is real. literally i can do anything if i want to. shout out man i hope hes doing okay

[kekisu]

SORRY TO JUST DUMP MY PERSONAL LIFE AND RELATIONSHIPS ONTO YALL LIKE THIS but like this guy seriously helped me so much like Yes maybe i am a little bit more reckless maybe im more willing to get myself into trouble maybe im more assertive and dont care much about consequences anymore maybe if light were real he would kill me BUT I AM FREE

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

Pros of chubby bf:

- soft - nice hugs - thigh pillows??????

Cons of chubby bf:

- none

Pros of skinny bf:

- fit in arms real nice - your clothes are too big! adorable

Cons of skinny bf:

- none

Pros of muscled bf:

- probably works out and that’s hot - can pick up! Stronk! - bicep.

Cons of muscled bf:

- none

Pros of short bf:

- better angle for throat punching facists - I can give piggyback rides - can be picked up! - very good at stealing clothes

Cons of short bf:

- none

Pros of a tall bf:

- can reach things! - lean down for kisses - curbstomp facists with ease - good clothes to steal

Cons of tall bf:

- none

Pros of disabled bf:

- is own independent person - often has very profound comments and/or a hilarious sense of humour but it’s ignored a lot - unique lifestyle that works for him and he’s gonna live life to the fullest - stronger than any damn marine

Cons of disabled bf:

- none

Pros of autistic bf:

- he stims when he’s happy - tells you about his special interests - super knowledgable about his favourite topics

Cons of autistic bf:

- none

[catchymemes]

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

tag yourself as types of people during quarantine:

type 1: self care queen, makes advice posts for other people, prolly knows how to cook rlly well, def has a good skincare routine going, bonding w their pets, goes for daily walks, picked up a new hobby to have something to do, fting with their friends all the time, does makeup to pass the time

type 2: actually knows the Fax about covid, reading a lot and listening to the news, sings the song when they wash their hands, actually takes online school seriously, maintains a routine to stay sane, podcasts playing all day long, works out every day, prolly like practicing doing their hair or nails

type 3: sleep schedule is gone by day two, has lost all track of time, microwave meals, binge watches tv while dozing off, tries to do some housework, really needs some sun tho, not rlly stir crazy but theyre Anxious, cant remember when they last washed their hair, animal crossing has Consumed them

type 4: set a lot of goals and has met None of them, losing it wo their friends, paces around the house a lot, listening to music 24/7, survives on snack food only, scrolling thru social media for hours at a time, “i didnt exercise before why would i now”, probably has started talking to themselves

type 5: is dying but in a very fun sexy way, prolly had to move back in w their fam, fucking despises all of them, bitching 24/7, definitely developing a drinking or drug problem, ignoring onling school and actin like its still break, naps for dayz, has been wearing the same pjs for 6 days

[terpsikeraunos]

the plague: stay inside

everyone: i must bake Bread, immediately

[bimborights]

maybe if there was any fucking yeast on the shelves at the grocery store!!

[catalystofthesoul]

yeast recipe: mix flour and water into a somewhat liquid. cover, leave on counter. Every day, add a spoonful of flour to the mix, occasionally water if it gets too thick. When the mixture begins to bubble, yeast is active. Keep in fridge, use as much as you need in recipe, literally the yeast left on the edges of the container are enough to make more yeast. Keep feeding it every day :)

[fuckingrecipes]

Not a joke - this is how you make bread starter for sourdough, and how people worldwide make bread at home to this day.

The wild yeast found in flour and in the air of your home can be cultivated by just.... leaving wet flour paste and a sprinkle of sugar out as free real estate.

Yeast moves in, you feed it a bit more every day, and that’s a bread starter!

Mine is about two months old and going strong. Some bakeries pride themselves in having bread starters over a century old. The wild yeast gives bread a complexity and depth of flavor that gives sourdough it’s iconic flavor.

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When the yeast is hungry it starts to smell like wine or acetone.

When it’s eating well and happy, it smells like vinegar and fresh bread.

Keeping it cold slows its metabolism, so you can put it in the fridge if you don’t make bread every day.

In the fridge you only have to feed it every 2 days or so. Left out at room temperature, you have to feed, and take a piece off for baking every day.

Yeast is killed at temps over 85 degrees Fahrenheit, but it can withstand short periods of being frozen, so the cold fridge is fine.

As long as you have flour on-hand, it’s basically infinite ready-to-bake bread.

——

So far I’ve used my bread starter, mixed it with flour and water, and made:

Dumplings (rolled dough flat and stuffed with minced veggies)

Bread loaves (duh)

Fried dough balls

Elephant ears (that cinnamon-sugar ❤️)

Pizza crust

Plus eggs and butter = cakey bread

[mawbwehownets]

i think that adding a doctor to the mh crew is a very bold new direction since any medical professional who was exposed to these chucklefucks for longer than five minutes would probably choke out and die

[pettycentral]

[chickenfarmersan]