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You're going to die / in your best friend's arms. / And you play along because it's funny, because it's written down, / you've memorised it, / it's all you know.
Cardassian Riding Hound Thoughts
Because of my DS9 and my horse obsession I think a lot about cardassian riding hounds more than most. I wonder what cardassian hound culture is like and whether or not it is similar to current earth's crazy horse world.
Anyways I have an idea for a fic that I might eventually write, but honestly steal it if you like. I think Garak is very much an equivalent of a horse girl. Once Cardassia is stable enough post war to involve yourself with more luxury hobbies, he does indulge in having his own riding hound. After a long day of politicing he will go out to the stable and do whatever the equivalent is of brushing his pony (his hound is always impeccably groomed and he has the equivalent of dressage girls matchy matchy tack and saddle pads that do match his own outfits of course), and then go off galloping into the dessert because its great stress relief. He would be one that would have an unbreakable bond with an animal because "people don't understand him".
Continuing that thought, this is a hobby others don't necessarily ask him about and just let him have. Maybe because he also continues riding as his one of his few sentimental urges to his childhood because riding hounds are involved in the one good memory he has with his father and no one wants to touch that. Though I do like to also think about how Bashir would interact with this hobby.
For one, if you know me you know I like to headcannon fail artist Bashir. Bashir cannot do anything involving art. I think it is really fun taking Bashir who is generally good at a lot of things and giving him areas of failure. Along with that I don't really think Bashir would be the best with animals. He family doesn't give the vibes of one that would have pets, and i don't think he as an individual would really ever indulged. That's not to say he would dislike them, but I think he would be awkward around most animals, especially large ones.
I think one day Bashir would invite himself along to the stable, and he would be like those annoying "I rode a horse once being lead around a fair" types that claims they know how to ride. Garak would clock him immediately but want to teach Bashir a lesson as he always does.
They go out to whatever dessert paddock the hounds live in and Garak whistles and his hound comes trotting up, and Garak then points at another one and tells Bashir to go get it. The hound hates his vibes and doesn't let him catch it, and Garak has to grab it. Bashir is annoyed but still not dissuaded yet.
They tack up. Garak of course, scolds him about his terrible grooming, explaining how he cannot embarrass his hound going out in public like that, and has to reposition the saddle. He also has to bridle the creature because it refuses to open its mouth for Bashir/ lifts its head just out of reach, but then very politely lets Garak do it (My first horse did this to anyone it didn't respect, I have to assume riding hounds would have the same sense of humor).
Once we get to the part where Bashir actually gets on, we have to remember how Garak learned to ride. There is no nice gentle lesson of course. However, he is not a monster. He holds the creature still and helps Bashir get on, but after that just lets Bashir putter around. The hound is generally well trained and Bashir can awkwardly pull on the reins and steer around a ring at the walk. Genetically enhanced or not, people's instincts at least on horses are about the exact opposite you need to do to ride well. He would be curled up in a ball, gripping his knees really tight using his hands for balance. Garak gets on (he has perfect equitation, he sits tall and light, would look like royalty and make it look effortless of course) and suggests they leave the ring and go into the dessert. They do a nice little trail ride, Bashir's hound just trailing behind Garak's. I think Bashir would realize he's a little out of his depth but is enjoy spending time with Garak and at least they're just walking.
Eventually Garak will stop and say something along the lines of, "Ready for some real riding Doctor?". Bashir would finally try and get something out about how "this is real enough for me", but would be interrupted by Garak galloping off. Bashir's hound will chase after of course. With or without Bashir (Never with someone who has never ridden, but I am guilty of galloping off with no warning on a trail ride. the horses generally all follow and my friends would be mad at me lol).
Garak to his credit would stop immediately after he heard the yelp of Bashir hitting the ground, would start to tell him to get back one, but actually show concern after its obvious he's hurt.
A broken arm and an awkward pony ride back later, Garak would get a lecture from Kelas about how we probably shouldn't make their fragile human with no experience gallop a hound. Garak would be defensive and say it was better than his first experience, plus Bashir said he knew how to ride. Are lessons learned from this? Maybe, but I think it goes make to being just Garak's hobby.
DS9 Textposts pt 130-???
Some guy on reddit told me I drew Bashir too gay, so I drew him gayer. Plus bonus Dax.
could be gayer! <3
First drawing of the 2023 lol Happy New Year
Post "Trials and Tribble-ations" DS9 series AU where Julian disappears and is never mentioned again because he didn't fuck his great grandmother.
This would be a ridiculously funny fanfiction in which the crew of the Defiant are the only ones who remember him (because they were outside the timeline when it changed), so they resolve to go back to Space Station K7 with one goal in mind: Get Julian Laid.
Julian still exists in the past timeline because of Time Shenanigans, but now they have to isolate him from past O'Brien and get him to Sickbay and into Lt. Watley's pants without disrupting anything else Past Them did because they saved the rest of the timeline and they don't want it going off the rails again.
Station of ill repute
Kira: Prime minister Shakaar is not the father.
Dukat: (⚆ᗝ⚆) Then who is?!
Kira: Chief O'Brien.
Dukat: (;° ロ°)
Dukat: Benjamin! Chief O'Brien– a married man – fathered major's baby?! You run a station of ill repute here!
Sisko: *slaps him* That was for calling me Benjamin.
Dukat: (˃̶᷄︿๏) Sisko: Besides, Chief had very little say in it. It was mainly Dr. Bashir who did the job on major. And of course Mrs. O'Brien was involved, too.
Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Sisko: What's with you?
Dukat: (ಥ﹏ಥ) Just how do I join this station of ill repute?!
DS9 Textposts pt 129-???
can garak draw ?
yes
yes but only clothes
no
talk about something other than garak for once
Singing along to the tune of “these are a few of my favourite things..”
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like we’re all living in the aftermath of the absolute game-changer of “and his father’s shoes”. This is a new world and a new reality, and we need to hold each other close and be there for each other.
In fact, he can draw, but the results are dubious. I have a proof right here, in my Sims 3 simulation where had Julian modeling for hours and then presented him with a picture of a Cardassian policeman riding a fish. (Poor Julian liked it. What can I say, the boy is easily pleased.)
Is he supposed to be drawing Julian or Julian just naked for gayer reasons ?
He really was drawing Julian, there is a "draw Sim naked" option. So he was posing and posing and this is the fishy result...'
I imagine he did the policeman drawing just to be contrary and get to flirt with naked julian
It worked, afterwards they argued about books rather passionately.
can garak draw ?
yes
yes but only clothes
no
talk about something other than garak for once
Singing along to the tune of “these are a few of my favourite things..”
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like we’re all living in the aftermath of the absolute game-changer of “and his father’s shoes”. This is a new world and a new reality, and we need to hold each other close and be there for each other.
In fact, he can draw, but the results are dubious. I have a proof right here, in my Sims 3 simulation where had Julian modeling for hours and then presented him with a picture of a Cardassian policeman riding a fish. (Poor Julian liked it. What can I say, the boy is easily pleased.)
Is he supposed to be drawing Julian or Julian just naked for gayer reasons ?
He really was drawing Julian, there is a "draw Sim naked" option. So he was posing and posing and this is the fishy result...'
can garak draw ?
yes
yes but only clothes
no
talk about something other than garak for once
Singing along to the tune of “these are a few of my favourite things..”
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel like we’re all living in the aftermath of the absolute game-changer of “and his father’s shoes”. This is a new world and a new reality, and we need to hold each other close and be there for each other.
In fact, he can draw, but the results are dubious. I have a proof right here, in my Sims 3 simulation where had Julian modeling for hours and then presented him with a picture of a Cardassian policeman riding a fish. (Poor Julian liked it. What can I say, the boy is easily pleased.)
Julian Bashir falls in love with riding hounds after moving to Cardassia and essentially becomes the Cardassian equivalent of a horse girl. He’s obsessed with riding hounds. He wants a riding hound. He NEEDS a riding hound. He begs Garak for one. Garak is Castellan so he doesn’t care and just gives his husband anything he wants. But of course Julian picks out the worst riding hound ever. It sucks. It’s an absolute waste of oxygen. It’s mean, it always bites, it doesn’t listen to commands, it spits acid if you get too close, it projectile shits all over the stables on a regular basis. It’s name is Rootbeer. Julian named it. Garak hates Rootbeer. He spends a ridiculous amount of time each day plotting out creative ways to get rid of Rootbeer instead of working on his official duties. But he never follows through because Julian loves Rootbeer, and Garak is whipped. So Rootbeer is here to stay. Rootbeer hates everything, including Julian. Especially Julian. No amount of patience, expert training, raw meat treats, or love will ever make Rootbeer become a functional riding hound or care about anything except itself. Sometimes, Castellan Garak looks up from his seemingly never ending pile of paperwork, and stares out the windows of his executive office, at the stables beyond the back edge of the gardens, with a fiery hatred in his eyes, a hatred so passionate that he has to fight hard against the overwhelming urge to bash his own head against his desk in frustration. Because Julian is happy and that’s all that matters.
🛑STOP!!!!🛑 🛑in the NAME OF LOVE!!!!🛑
doctor doctor! (can't you see i'm burning burning)
Alexander Siddig in Inescapable!!! (screams)
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