struggs to func

she/her

[stjohnstarling]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[incurablydepraved]

how did it taste?

[stjohnstarling]

How did what taste?

[sandmandaddy69]

[uncle-mojave]

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

[jakemorph]

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

[xplainthexmen]

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[rogers-carter]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann and Orlando Bloom as Will Turner PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL 2003 | dir. Gore Verbinski

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[moon-jellie]

Alarm cock is this anything

[sesamie-moving]

they call it a rooster i think

[amygdalae]

There's something on the roof

[optimisticlucio]

[outdatedprometheus]

[inthesensethat]

[unawakening-float07]

[bunniope]

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

[grimeclown]

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

[grimeclown]

I mean they

[paintdoktahwho]

google it

[hack-saw2004]

TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

[macklesufficient]

texts from the airport

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[klapollo]

Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm in love with the stupid baby puppet I want to see her grow up strong and healthy