I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

Hi I'm Grace, I'm and 20 fucking hate jokes. ig: Graceless95 SC:ghutch95 "It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." 🇬🇧🇨🇦

[cringepics]

[aceabe]

no. i don’t want whatever you’re selling

[popgoth]

let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adulthoodisokay]

this is so rude!!

[benegesserwitch]

“There’s No Need To Call Me Sir Professor Potter, you were named after the sickest burn I’ve ever administered. Savage.”

[susiephone]

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

[twitterlols]

[partylikeits2007]

[4biddnknowledge]

Stop to smell the roses. #4biddenknowledge rp @donnyarcade

[grimelords]

me: dream of airplane dog: certain we are being watched

[knowyournewmeme]

FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

[bugghosts-deactivated20170702]

[haida-official]

[eye-sigh-deactivated20180619]

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[littlelions101]

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

[siriuslyymoonyy]

It got better

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Anyways! Being mean for no reason is out, being kind for no reason is in

[gredta]

[90svirgin]

When you drag someone a little too hard and you scare yourself

[onlytwitterpics]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[driftingfalling-deactivated2025]

what’s the mood tonight??

[deredere]

[laughing-alien]

@mercedesbenzodiazepine

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

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[bitchycode]

[slimdaddymbaku]

😂😂😂😂😂