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"You can't trust men. I say if they have their genitals on the outside, they're hiding something on the inside." - Karen Walker (Will & Grace)

[pwhl-mybeloved]

The first thing Maybelle said to me when I saw her today was, “We did it Kels, we made it, we’re here.” We sure did Maybelle ❤️

[natalieironside]

[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.

[natalieironside]

"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"

[dovesndecay]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[evelynnapier]

In which the characters of Downton Abbey encounter new technology 

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

I think maybe the first part of keeping others safe and making them feel safe is recognizing the ways in which you are capable of harming them, especially without even realizing it

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

If you imagine yourself as an innocent and pure thing incapable of harming anyone, I'm not sure I'll ever feel safe around you. Sorry. Because when you define your entire personality in being harmless, you will respond poorly when you do, inevitably, cause harm.

[indagold-orchid]

Holding the boys

[myforeverworldofmovies]

Audrey and Helen hugging after learning that Mrs Hall's son is safe

all creatures great and small - 5.7 "All God's Creatures"

[nerdreamer]

[gobloggirl]

[calellon]

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

[the-clacton-affair]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[witchofanguish]

[mahead-ithurt]

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)

EU withheld a study that shows piracy doesn't hurt sales - Engadget

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU

[rabbitindisguise]

Plus this one:

Study Again Shows 'Pirates' Tend to Be The Biggest Buyers of Legal Content

A new report out of the UK once again deflates the common narrative that pirates are exclusively looking to obtain free stuff.

[j-h-watsons-mustache]

Edward Hardwicke as Dr. John Watson in The Return Of Sherlock Holmes: The Second Stain(1986).

Just look at that that dapper gentleman!!

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[rattyjol]

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

[thebelchers]