[jocy]

[userarmand]

[sam reid voice] gn oomfs

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

[galacticjerk]

[tinydetours]

Sibiu, Romania

[dame-nostalgique]

Sunny day in the woods 🌿

Summer 2024

[taros]

[mortalityplays]

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

[mortalityplays]

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

[ignorancemegaphone]

had a shit day at work pass the dan and phil yaoi

[stringcage]

need me a woman who goes by her last name because she gave her first one to someone else, has dreamt 10 clones of herself, has mommy issues, never sleeps for more than 20 minutes, forges art, goes on long-winded British monologues, saves the world from her gf's brother, and is a shithead

[depsidase]

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[paranoid-parakeet]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[kosmogrl]

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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