snakes are reversed vampires
they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands
????? vampires have hands?????????
ayo what the FUCK
why wouldn’t they??
hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck
THE FUCKING MOPED???
THE FUCKING MOPED
I’M SORRY YOU WHAT
vampires: exist
op:
VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?
great job with my post guys. hit the showers
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