totally not an alien from outer-space

I'm a human too, watch me blend in with the other humans, because that's what I am a human 18/ They/It/She

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Don. What the fuck do you want from me?

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

They're putting fucking racing stripes on the local McDonalds and I cannot describe the crimes I would commit against my fellow man for a fucking McGriddle rn

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Heads up, Wrigley goers. The shuttle line is a NIGHTMARE

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

At Wrigley field, looking at everything and absolutely loving it

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Playing the new update and uh, what the fuck?

I'm crying.

This game is making me confront myself better than any therapist I've ever had.

[rozcdust]

decided to do a lil ✨ pronouns check ✨

am curious about some of you guys too so

@iii-hello-earthlings-iii @phoenixflames498 @angelxmelody @lostsomewhereinthegarden @satsuri3su @astropheia @reyitsjustrey @aki-ra26 + anyone who wants to join! 💖

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

I'm gonna be completely honest, my gender is a gelatinous blob and my pronouns are whatever is funniest at the time

[rozcdust]

every time i remember takeomi exists i get a little more feral

[rozcdust]

don’t get me wrong, i’m a slut for all akashi siblings but the things i’d let this man do to me- 😩

[angelxmelody]

you mean this man right here..???

[rozcdust]

YES THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT HERE i would let him filet me and be thankful

[angelxmelody]

Babes we need to talk, this isn't- im literally gagging right now, how could you even. Just why.. Words cant describe how just how imma need a therapist after this one.

[rozcdust]

HE IS DELICIOUS THE HOTTEST MAN EVER I WOULD RISK IT ALL FOR HIM EVERY OUNCE OF ASEXUALITY AND GAYNESS LEAVES MY BODY WHEN I SEE HIM

and yes go get therapy for both of us 😌 my last therapist told me i need someone more professional 🥲

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Babe, that man looks like he glued some cat hair to his upper lip in that picture. If you're gonna thirst for the CEO of jobless behavior, at least pick a good photo

[rozcdust]

HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME IN EVERY PHOTO 😩😩

[astropheia]

Babe ion like to judge cus it aint rlly my business who you railin but

This misogynistic leech who reeked of parentless behaviour? Really?

I

Am

Concerned

But go off ig

[rozcdust]

LISTEN I COULD FIX HIM 😩

HE HAS MOMMY ISSUES AND THAT IS VERY ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN GIVE ME LIKE A WEEK HE’LL TURN INTO THE BESTEST BOY EVER

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

I don't think there's enough time in the universe to fix this man. You'd have to go back in time and stop him from getting fucked up

[rozcdust]

every time i remember takeomi exists i get a little more feral

[rozcdust]

don’t get me wrong, i’m a slut for all akashi siblings but the things i’d let this man do to me- 😩

[angelxmelody]

you mean this man right here..???

[rozcdust]

YES THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT HERE i would let him filet me and be thankful

[angelxmelody]

Babes we need to talk, this isn't- im literally gagging right now, how could you even. Just why.. Words cant describe how just how imma need a therapist after this one.

[rozcdust]

HE IS DELICIOUS THE HOTTEST MAN EVER I WOULD RISK IT ALL FOR HIM EVERY OUNCE OF ASEXUALITY AND GAYNESS LEAVES MY BODY WHEN I SEE HIM

and yes go get therapy for both of us 😌 my last therapist told me i need someone more professional 🥲

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Babe, that man looks like he glued some cat hair to his upper lip in that picture. If you're gonna thirst for the CEO of jobless behavior, at least pick a good photo

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Defending the new disenchanted online isn't enough, I need a gun.

[mosviqu]

rules: go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is! thanks for tagging @aliceu

tagging @shinachiro :p

[8aji]

rules ༻˖ ࣪ ∗ go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is! thank u sm for tagging my beloved @mosviqu

Tina (fun fact tina means bathtub in spanish)

tagging, no pressure ༻˖ ࣪ ∗ @tetsutits @apricot-parfait @vutopia @asmos-pet @touyyes @otivez @boyfrwenz @petalsrdead @garoujo + anyone else whod like to participate!

[haitanisandwich]

rules ༻˖ ࣪ ∗ go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is! thank u tina my beloved for the tag 🥹🥹 my aesthetic seems to be all over the place aajahbsjs

tagging no pressure!!! @utahimeow @alucrds @l-tora-l @softbajis @blueparadis

[l-tora-l-archived]

rules ༻˖ ࣪ ∗ go to pinterest and type in “[your name] core aesthetic” and create a moodboard using the first nine images. no need to reveal what your name actually is!

Thank you for the tag Julia!⭐️It looks so pretty awwww🤍 Mine is also sort of random, tho it does seem to have a theme of royalty and present day life 🧐

Tags 🏷️ :@simpywhore @demeto-anima @xxelfmamaxx @benkeibear @i-am-tiny-sun @minoozi @wakasaz @ryugujitr @girl-by-the-lake @softbajis @xlappy @raamitsu @lonnie19 @osakiharu @nanamis-wifey-reye @crybabylisa @spookzxx @feitania @virtue-and-beneviolence @screechingnebula @oni-grii @hamsteryearn @bontensucker @prettyiolanthe @bontens-whore if you guys want to! [no pressure!🤍]

+anyone who wants to join!

[xxelfmamaxx]

rules༺ღgo to Pinterest and type [your name] core aestheticღ༻ and create a moodboard using the first nine images. No need to reveal what your name actually is!

Thank you so much for the tag Tora! I really appreciate it! @l-tora-l

დ .•*””*•tagging others if they want to join as well•*””*•.დ

@littlemouzee @littleoanh @manicmagic1 @mercyboluthecrazychicken @southside-otaku @simpywhore @simpforchuchu @foolrei @draken-s-bitch @gigikoala @rouecentric @rosesrflo @rozcdust @that-one-pretty-bitch @thisbitchreallyneedsleep @the-witch-of-one-piece @cebwrites

+ anyone can join as well!!

[rozcdust]

rules༺ღgo to Pinterest and type [your name] core aestheticღ༻ and create a moodboard using the first nine images. No need to reveal what your name actually is!

being named after a god of chaos is so fun rn

thank you for the tag laura! 💖💖

🔖tagging:

@iii-hello-earthlings-iii @bldvnbln @luvjiro @astropheia @minoozi @phoenixflames498 @frogtits1 @bontensbabygirl @reiners-milkbiddies @soushswag @a-toxic-person @niuniumo @whydohumansss @anahryal @erza-uzumaki + anyone else who wants to join! 💖

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

rules༺ღgo to Pinterest and type [your name] core aestheticღ༻ and create a moodboard using the first nine images. No need to reveal what your name actually is!

In all honesty, I got one of those names people only give fictional characters

Open to anyone to participate

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Let's play the newest game: is it carbon monoxide poisoning? Or is the possibility just giving me a panic attack?!

Starring your host: Me!

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Let's play the newest game: is it carbon monoxide poisoning? Or is the possibility just giving me a panic attack?!

Starring your host: Me!

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

My game crashes every time I try to place Eric's stupid castle.

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

Is anyone else level 35 in Disney dreamlight valley and freaking out over how similar the more recent level up outfit looks to the forgetten's clothes after the first part of nature and nurture line?!

I am foaming at the mouth rn, I am melting down.

[iii-hello-earthlings-iii]

I can't go to college anymore man, what the fuck is a picture of Pepe the frog doing in my addiction education class?