BBC Ghosts Central

She/Her I post art sometimes

[buttonhousefm]

Shows I have brain worms about Venn diagram

[spineless-lobster]

The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives is such a post-breakup Ed song I’m still baffled how the lyrics match up perfectly with the show

Name your courage now

We could have had anything, anything else

Instead you hoarded all that's left of me

Swallowing your doubt

Like swords to the pit of my belly

I want to feel the fire that you kept from me

Like HELLO?!?! “LIKE SWORDS THROUGH THE PIT OF MY BELLY” ARE YOU JOKING?!?!? You’re telling this wasn’t made for ofmd?!?!

[iimmy29]

Ludens by Bring Me The Horizon is so Izzy coded and I don’t know why

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

HELLO

[forbiddentestosterone]

No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

[vexonlegs]

specific ghosts series 4 things i would like to point out:

- the captain saying "men" and looking off wistfully

- alison is perfectly willing to commit vandalism for profit

- the captain's attempted limerick

- robin practically killed a man in cold blood (an intentional pun)

- thomas is canonically an opioid addict

- the great war (of the ants)

- "lucky cow"

- robin flat-out calling julian a bitch

- the captain's wink to kitty. peak dad behaviour

- captain gun noises (and all variations thereof)

- "apologies "not accepted" "understood"

- being in the right club

- "no no no that's just my wife screaming"

- the sorry song

- pat can't say quiche

- alison's crisis about death in the middle of a childrens' birthday party

- the captain almost crying followed by "she was so angry we had to hide the nuclear launch codes"

- "that is international space station"

- kitty's fascination with maddocks' mangled foot

- "please, call me-"

- barclay planting the asbestos. legend

- the captain reaches his full mega bitch potential

[spacerangersam]

the fact that no ones written a fic about pat reacting to no jacket cap yet is a crime actually

[iimmy29]

Following S4 E2 of Ghosts I want a full commentary on all the movies the ghosts watch.

I know it will never happen because of copyright and all, but I just thought it would be so funny to see what the ghosts have to say about the things they watch.

(This is also me saying I want to see Captains full reaction to Captain America)

[iimmy29]

This is for the og’s (if you’re still even here). Since Ghosts season 4 has been released my hyper-fixation has returned with it, so I’m thinking of bringing back my older Ghosts oc Elinor. I want to write a short story about Alison finding out about her but I’m not sure if people would want to read it?

[basicallyafool]

[thebadevil]

why does the maid outfit have statistics

wait so it has a five in “peacock factor”,, a peacock is a bird and male birds are prettier to attract females. therefore peacock factor is just how attractive Stone thinks the outfit is

[iimmy29]

Wow I can’t believe it was confirmed in The Sonic Movie 2 that Agent Stone likes men

[iimmy29]

Besties I rewatched all the Night at the Museum movies because of Loki, and I can now confidently say that I love these two💞

[iimmy29]

Cody reference sheet‼️

(Also I’m posting this while I’m watching Dan’s stream)

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[iimmy29]

I already posted this on TikTok but since I haven’t posted anything BBC Ghosts related in ages, I thought I’d post it here too

[iimmy29]

Cupquakes reference sheet💞‼️