A Dash of the Took

"(but not too much, Master Peregrin)." - Gandalf, who clearly didn't know what he was on about LOTR | Star Wars | Doodles | Food

[aphractal2]

so i started with doing requests from the last scales post and then became woefully carried away

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[velnna]

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[twobeesornottwobees]

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

[vero-niche]

wait you might be onto something with that actually

[vero-niche]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[sudsyjellyfish]

Wake up, babe, eighth Gotch brother just dropped

[tyzfol]

wind riders after every combat: yeeeoowch!! that battle sure was a close one gang! 😅 those silly sentient monkeys chasing us on whimsical pogo sticks almost had us! luckily we all worked together to come up with an impulsive and humorous but ultimately successful scheme to save the day!

maxwell gotch:

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[dontbelasagnax]

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

van chapman grew up eating hard tack and salt beef. she married a chef. her family is cursed to die young at sea. she grew old with someone she loved and opened a pub. she wanted to send him home to protect him. he wants to stay and make her tacos.

[scribblesandscrawls]

Just some text posts I found for the crew of the Zephyr <3

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?