like the gardens of babylon.

help. i’m still at the restaurant (mighty nein brainrot). they/them.

[ijbolbie]

I PROTECT HIM. HE’S MY BOY, AND I KEEP HIM SAFE. I WANT HIM TO THRIVE AND GET BETTER AND BETTER, AND MORE POWERFUL AND STRONGER. BECAUSE HE CAN ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS. WHEN I FOUND HIM, HE WAS NOTHING. HE WAS A SCARED LITTLE BOY IN THE CORNER OF A JAIL CELL. AS WE HAVE GOTTEN MORE COMFORTABLE, HE HAS GOTTEN MORE COMFORTABLE AND COME OUT OF HIS SHELL. IT’S MY JOB TO LOVE HIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM, AND I AM HIS PROTECTOR. NOT BECAUSE HE PROTECTS ME.

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[ambassadorquark]

television exists so that lesser known actors can be cast in random mid to decent shows nobody watches where they will deliver astonishing performances potentially superior to anything winning any kind of award for no reason at all

[yashley]

ashley as agent patterson in blindspot season 5

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[goopandmuck]

[ijbolbie]

“unless it’s him. he could come back from the dead or something. he’s done it before.”

[carriefisher]

THE SUBSTANCE dir. Coralie Fargeat, 2024

[cat-source]

[rowanclair]

Ginkgo 🍂

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[little-murray]

gonna make you wonder why you even try tbh

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Surprise! You’ve been Isekai’d into a D&D World… but it’s specifically a 3.5 Edition D&D world and due to a weird Glitch in the system you have been assigned not just a Base Class, but also one of that edition’s weird and wacky Prestige Class as well! Spin this wheel to see what you got!

(I added a short little summary for each Class explaining the basic gist of it. Although obviously you can also look them up to get more detailed info)

So…how are you feeling?

HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)

This is pretty cool!

Not bad but… could be better

Some parts of this sounds GREAT and some sound TERRIBLE

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die but at least I’ll be cool as hell until then

Well, I’m gonna hate being this Class but at least I’m gonna survive

I feel utterly indifferent about my Class

This class is perfect for me… (derogatory)

This isn’t good for me, but… could be worse

Yeah, this sucks

OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I AM GONNA BE MISERABLE AND THAN I’LL DIE

Voting ended onJan 11

[amintadress]

mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

[knightclubbing]

if you’re really a knight why art thine posts so entertaining?? spending time with the court jester mayhaps?????

maybe a knight can be multifaceted and have hobbies. maybe a knight moonlights as a standup. maybe YOU should open your heart. but yes i have been sleeping with the jester

[nydoorins]

Look, I get it.