[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[segmentedleg]

Grotto of the Rosalene Fountain. Amber Cowan. 2021. Glass, mixed media.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[swearphil]

HEARTSTOPPER 3.07 | Together

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[saevity]

goodbye heartstopper 🍂💛 it's been an honour!

[ucanbanything]

This friendship means so much to me.

[usercim]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER (2026)

[all-too-heartstopperobsessed]

This scene is even more special now that Joe revealed he mentioned to Alice that the two of them needed a scene together to mirror S1, so Alice wrote this into the script. 🥹

[evanzbuck]

— Nick and Charlie by Alice Oseman

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

season 1 // season 2 // heartstopper forever

bonus:

[therozanov]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER [2026]

[77redflag77-blog]

NOW. 🩷

[kissmewithyourfists]

I'm terrified all the time, and I just really need my best friends with me to march at Pride, okay?

[narliee]

I could never imagine any of that until I met you. And now? Now I can see it.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[outofcontextgarf]