[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[mysral]

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I'll have a rough time, but I'll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

[mysral]

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I'll have a rough time, but I'll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[guineapigposting]

I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

[delicatedoggie-deactivated20250]

sorry but im always gonna be the supporting sluts kinda feminist. u cant convince me that harassing sex workers or accusing horny women of "setting all women back" is the way to a better future

[jenny-holzer]

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[comixextra]

@johnlarian I'M LOSIN IT

[afatlittledog]

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

[afatlittledog]

By far the funniest tags on this post.

[jackson-imbecille]

Wait, did y’all actually hate gym class? I thought that was just like, a cartoon jokey joke.

It’s okay

It sucks

It sucks because of physical disability

It’s so fucking fun like bro you get to run and play and stuff

Nuance type answer

I didn’t have gym class

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

I remember skipping my 4th hour class nearly every day for the second semester one year because my 4th hour was gym first semester and I could go there and play and run and have fun because the teachers thought I was still in the class.

I loved gym class so much, more than any other class, including art class.

[squirrelstone]

Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai

You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[ikatella]

Yknow this ship isn't for me but you'll never catch me being a pussy over fictional selfcest

[zeravmeta]

[thadeeliv]

[thetyrannosaur]

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.