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(Heavy unreality (not just the rp kind), not sponsored) Official Account of IKEA Redburrow - the only IKEA that sells Escape Ropes! Managed by Gem of Team Reskull.

[ikea-redburrow]

Welcome to IKEA Redburrow, a store that needs no introduction! My name is Gem, ex-member of Team Reskull. Please send any inquiries about our store not answered below to our askbox.

FAQ

We are located on 3F of Redburrow Plaza.

Redburrow Plaza does not contain any active mystery dungeons.

No entry without at least one battle-ready Pokémon.

If you are lost, our friendly staff are happy to Rescue you.

Please do not touch any Wonder Orbs you find.

Yes, the furniture is supposed to do that.

[poke-irs-real]

i imagine this is what having a post reblogged by realpokemon feels like

[cannibalchicken]

[ikea-redburrow]

Good news! We're currently dealing with an infestation of Herdier

[ikea-redburrow]

Do you guys have any teleporters? Anything will work even old surplus from fallen teams

If you need proper network capabilities, you're probably better off asking around Celadon - but Centre Management might still have the old OR-series models from when they finally replaced them? Anything more complicated than a short-range "stage magic" pair won't fit in a flat-pack, you see.

[rubysapphrald]

it’s tradition in kanto for every teenager to dress up AT LEAST ONE TIME as a rocket grunt on halloween and pull some kind of house-egging type prank but if you try to do that in kalos or sinnoh they’ll arrest you

[rubysapphrald]

still thinking about this i think it’s my most realistic pokemon world headcanon. kalos is to orange three piece suits as alberta canada is to rats

[emptylotion]

[localairport]

We have been informed of persistent rumors about a terminal three. We would like to kindly remind you that there is no such thing as terminal three and there never was.

[lookingforroleplayers]

Pokèmon IRL

Reblog this post and add in the tags

your URL

if you’re a single muse or a multimuse

if they’re canon, an OC or an actual pokemon

your muse’s name, and from where they come from

from what generation/game they're from

EXAMPLE: scrunklyrpblog, single muse, canon, Scrunkly the Mighty ( pokemon mystery dungeon )

to be added in the list!

NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, feel free to write as many muses as you have; if you have a fandomless OC, specificy that you just have a specific verse or their “title” – and remember to reblog the fandomless masterlist too!

pokemon RP blogs, please reblog this post instead!

blogs list in URL alphabetical order can be found HERE!

[lovelymimic]

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

[aurumsystem]

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

[ikea-redburrow]

Don't worry about it

[ikea-redburrow]

Our cleanup crew is currently on strike due to overwork and an insufficient supply of Bitter Poffins. To avoid injury from Spikes and other traps, please wear Heavy Duty Boots while browsing the store and do not stray from the path.

[ikea-redburrow]

Hail is currently falling throughout the store and is forecasted to persist until Monday. To keep yourself and your Pokémon safe, we recommend bringing a Pokémon with a Weather move or ability while shopping. Safety Goggles are available for rent from Centre Reception if required.

[deermouth]

lrb is SO FUN

[ikea-redburrow]

[ikea-redburrow]

hi if i wanted to make a bulbagarden of my own would you have any accessories you'd recommend..?

You can't go wrong with a classic Wailmer Pail for watering plants, but maybe Bulbasaur would prefer something gentler like a GRADTLE mister. Of course, a good Bulbagarden needs to be comfortable for humans and Pokémon alike - a NYMBERÖ table and chair set is perfect for those spring days!

If you mean Bulbagarden as in the original Pokémon forums, I'm not qualified to handle Business inquiries - although I'm sure you have everything you need already.

[ladycorella]

Hyperspecific polls! They're the new trend!

Ineligible for your region's gym challenge (or equivalent)

Had seven or more choices for your Starter

Have fought someone in defence of Bug, Normal, or Poison type(s)

Befriended a Ghost type that turned out to be an actual ghost

Won less than a third of your Badges in battle

Have ridden a motorcycle but not a Bike

Have served as a substitute Gym Leader

Your favourite Pokémon, signature Pokémon, and partner are all different

Have NOT borne witness to a major or minor cataclysm

None of the above

Voting ended onMay 1, 2023

[updates-from-po-town]

I am so glad to hear that Team Skull is accepting any age, as an 88 year old, I was getting bored of just sitting at home after my children moved out and my grandchildren all got jobs overseas, been pretty quiet. I will stop by soon to join, bringing my rocking chair too, hope you don't mind. I will be over as soon as Lycanroc stops using my dentures, he's a good boy he'll give them back soon. Say I should tell you about that time I wrestled a Machamp in my youth.

Sincerely

Cecil Marthbridge

unironically hype as shit about getting a team grandpa???

[skull-berry]

Team skull is basically a found family at this point

[updates-from-po-town]

[plasmaapologist]

im not sure if i've mentioned it before, but im missing a pinky finger due to this whole "the cheap 'chainmail' armor we got in team plasma doesnt do jack shit against a pissed off gigalith" thing.

problem is i need to come up with a story to tell people when they ask about it so i dont have to give the whole "you see i WAS in a violent cult but not anymore :)" spiel and im just saying im open to suggestions

[ikea-redburrow]

You were wounded by a rampaging Gigalith. Why it was rampaging is none of my business

[ikea-redburrow]

@battlebusser

Do you have anything fireproof, waterproof, dirt proof, and strong enough to hold a Lairon?

...which two of those things are most important?

[ikea-redburrow]

for a more normal question...

last night i had a dream i became god, but instead of arceus i was a mostly green spikey cube