Skull-Berry

Part time pokémart empolyee, part time team skull member, she/they

[skull-berry]

Hiya!

My name is Shye and I work at a pokémart in Alola, and I'm also a team skull member!

I moved to Alola from Kalos when I was young, joined team skull about two years ago and got my job rather recently

(shush about the team skull thing my fellow workers don't know)

Ask me about my job, team skull, my pokémon and what ever else, I've been kinda bored

[updates-from-po-town]

You know, I'm honestly kinda thankful that the dress code isn't too strick as a grunt here. I could never pull off the hat and bandanna thing. Camelia likes them tho.

-Kido

oh yeah, the uniforms are more a solidarity thing, but we for sure encourage making it your own!

tbh Camelia pulls off the look better than some of the grunts. not saying who tho lol

[skull-berry]

My uniform is literally just a hoodie lol

[plasmaapologist]

alright. ladies and afabs. i gotta know what you were. we were ALL one of these.

you must choose

my little ponyta girl

pocketmonster high girl

barbie girl

played with your brothers old wrestling figures

2+ of these

some other weird niche thing

Voting ended onJul 8, 2023

[wingsofachampion]

I have no idea what any of this is, so none of the above?

[skull-berry]

I was a littlest Pokémon shop child, still have quite a few of them somewhere around here

[prof-hemp420]

Happy Disabiltiy Pride Month everyone

[disablednecrozma]

everybody who has a fucked up body or mind MAKE SOME NOISE!!

[skull-berry]

Wooooooo!!! I got both!!!

[skull-berry]

Do you have a celebrity crush? If not, do you have a crush in general?

The closest thing to celebrity crush I’ve had is thinking Ilima is super pretty

I did pretend to have a crush on a friend who lives in another region that I had no way of contacting when I was like seven but that’s the extent of my romantic feelings, my friends wouldn’t stop asking who I had a crush on

OOC: Nope! Both me and Shye are aromantic

[quillpokebiology]

Rotomblr OC Ask Game

(First ever ask game I'm hosting, woo! Some of them will be in character, and some if then will be OOC. Reblog if you want to get asks. The asks are open for me as well)

If they had an encounter or battle theme, what would it be?

Do/did they have a rival? What were they like?

Have any of your pokemon evolved? If so, is there an interesting story on how they evolved?

What are your opinions of your home region?

Whats your Unovan Horoscope?

What's your Native Language? For billingual trainers, how hard was it to learn a second language?

If you were a gym leader, what would your preferred type be? Of you're already a gym leader, what's it like being one?

What's a funny story you have to tell from your journey? Or just a funny story about you in general?

Do you have a celebrity crush? If not, do you have a crush in general?

Were you named after anything? If so, what?

Do you have any scars from your journey?

Whats your battle strategy? Are you a brute force kinda person, or do you like to strategize your attacks?

What's your characters headcanon voice for your OC sound like?

Are you into fashion? If so, what's your favorite style?

What's your favorite season? Do you have a reason why it's your favorite?

Can you drive? Are there any vehicles you've been banned from driving?

What made you choose the path you took in life?

What's your favorite food?

What's one pokemon that you absolutely HATE?

Do you have any fears? What are you afraid of?

What was your worst injury?

How would you relax after a tiring day?

Do you have any family members? What are they like?

What do they think their worst quality is? What is their actual worst quality?

What are your hobbies?

Have your character describe themselves in 5 words. Then you describe them in 5 words

Are you good at keeping secrets?

What eevelution do you think you'd be?

What pokemon do you think you'd be?

What are some talents you have?

[updates-from-po-town]

🛒 - Their last 3 purchases

[Attached are three digital receipts]

[Receipt 1:

Pokemon Center Cafe

___

2 Komala Coffee . . . . . ¥396

Iced

Cream

Extra Sugar

1 Tapu Cocoa . . . . . ¥198

No Whip

Add Cinnamon

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Total: . . . . . ¥594]

• • •

[Receipt 2:

Malie City PokeMart

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5 PM Frozen Pep Pizza . . . . . ¥3500

1 Sitrus IPA 12pk . . . . . ¥1400

1 Choc Chunk Cookies 45pk . . . . . ¥490

1 Poke Beans 20pk . . . . . ¥630

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Total . . . . . ¥6020

Employee Discount . . . . . -25%

Total . . . . . ¥4515]

• • •

[Receipt 3:

Etsy

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1 Homemade Custom PokePlush . . . . . ¥7750

Note from Buyer:

Can you make it like a frankenstein of Skitty and Zorua? And make it real messed up. Like extra teeth and eyes and shit. A real fucked up little guy.

Note from Seller:

I'm fascinated by you.

___

Shipping . . . . . ¥882

Total . . . . . ¥8632]

[skull-berry]

This doesn’t surprise me at all but you need to show me that plush when it arrives

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

A question for Galarians: What was it like when you found out Kantonian Ponyta are on fire?

[pokemonperformersam]

Fucking wild. How do you ride them? How do you not burn your ass?? How do you pet them without hurting your hand??? The Galar variant is so fuzzy and friendly. Are the fire ones…meaner??? I found out when I was rather young but I still stand by Galar Ponyta line supremacy. 5 year old me had it right.

[skull-berry]

They can control the temperature of their flames! They’re quite friendly but you probably don’t want to ride em if they’re in a bad mood, this goes double for rapidash

My friend has a lot of stories of a dumb kid sneaking of to his ponyta ranch, trying to ride one without warning and subsequently getting burnt

[incorrect-pkmn-irl-quotes]

Introduction

Because nobody demanded it, I bring you Incorrect PKMN IRL quotes. Because every community, even a roleplay community, needs one. Anyways, because I don't feel comfortable doing this for other people's characters this is mostly submission based. You submit an incorrect quote featuring your characters (or characters from the list of OCs found here), I post it. Just head over to that dropdown menu and click the submission button (don't send it as an ask).

If you want your OC added to the list of OCs that are free reign for quotes, just send me an ask and I'll add it.

Rules and other important things below the cut.

1. Must be SFW 2. Canon Characters are free reign 3. If they are not a canon character and you do not play them, you must have permission from the person who plays them unless they are on this list. 4. Tag the blogs involved (if any) at the bottom of the post

Rules may be subject to change.

Tag Guide:

OC: One or more of the characters involved is an Original Character. Canon: One of more of the characters involved is a canon character. My Blog: One or more of the blogs involved is run by you. Someone Else's Blog: One or more of the blogs involved is run by somebody else. No Blog: One or more of the characters involved does not have a blog.

How to submit a quote:

Go to the little dropdown menu next to the "Follow/Following" button and click on submit.

[clara-teamrocket]

Im only a criminal because swag is illegal

[local-pokemart-worker]

Normally I respond with “then aren't you a law abiding citizen?” but you seem cool, keep up the good work as long as you don't destroy any pokemarts.

As long as nothing goes on in the pokemarts you’re cool. Kit would disagree but she's missing so it's my blog now, I'll say it, some team rocket is good.

[clara-teamrocket]

Why can't you all be like them?

[skull-berry]

The only people on Clara’s side is us pokémart employees, we’re so cool like that

[realpokemon]

What's the best Pokemon for killing terfs?

all of them 🏳️‍⚧️🌈

[skull-berry]

Sylveon is always a good choice if you want a more specific recommendation :3

[professor-jh-cypress-deactivate]

Journal log #2

Ive come to the conclusion that to cure these pokemon, conditioning into their natural state is necessary but not the only thing needed. They can only get so far with therapy.

I’ve taken a closer look at some blood samples and have found some chemicals that aren’t supposed to be there. These chemicals appear to be very similar to what was found in the R serum from the incident in Rhyme city. Originally, I had assumed it was one of benzodiazepines, sedative hypnotics, synthetic cathinones, or gamma-hydroxybutyrate. But I was wrong! Well mostly wrong. It was a mix of neurotransmitter modifiers, and psychotropic substances. (I believe the one used may have been gamma-aminobutyric acid.)

What this means for us though is rather unfortunate. It is going to take way longer than originally hoped to fix this. It will require months of reconditioning as well as repeated doses of some cure.

For the next while I will be focusing most of my energy towards finding this cure so unfortunately I’m not going to be taking in anymore pokemon for the time being.

[skull-berry]

They put chemicals in them? :( Poor Limeon

Thanks for all the work you’re doing for them, as much as I can provide with him basic care there’s no way I can do any of that fancy science stuff

[mite75]

:V

[skull-berry]

Pokébiologists please explain I don’t like

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

I'm glad to see you're doing a bit better, all things considered. Not sure there's much I can do for you (unless you need more cleaning tips), but I will be rooting from a distance. I'm still not entirely certain what "Team Glimmer" is, but as someone who studies Pokémon reproduction, it's definitely... interesting? I suppose that would be the correct term?

- @cherishcherubi

thanks for the concern, im starting to feel a little normal now

team Glimmer is a bunch of assholes who seem to be turning Pokemon shiny and conditioning them so they don't react to anything outside of commands. im pretty sure these pokemon are being sold for huge amounts of money

but thanks for the support, i've spoken to lawyers and i'm pretty sure I've at least got a good chance of not going to prison

[skull-berry]

I’m sure it’ll be ok! I can vouch for you if you need but I’m not sure how much help I’ll be

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

what lunatic brings 6 little goomy to the gym for battling

[skull-berry]

Just imagining 6 goomys flopping over and sliding around real slow and not even trying to fight

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

FUCK

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

THERE IS SO MUCH BLOO  D HOWNDO YOU STOP BLEEDINGHOL

[iheartnimbassacity]

ARE YOU OK???

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

YE A H BAMBOO NEARLY KILELD A GUY

[skull-berry]

I LEAVE THIS WEBSITE FOR 2 DAYS, WHAT IS GOING ON I THOUGHT THE GLIMMER PEOPLE WERE GONE???

DO I NEED TO LEAVE HOME FOR A BIT????

ARE YOU OK?? IS BAMBOO OK??

[realpokemon]