Loki

[metalandfood]

Tony playing Family Feud would be like 

Steve Harvey: Name something that you blow

Tony: Stephen 

Rhodey:

Wong: 

Stephen:

[ikol456-blog]

YES😊🖤!!

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

#same expression

[ikol456-blog]

HBO confirms the final season of #GameofThrones is coming in April 2019 ❄️🔥 (Via @GameOfThrones) 

HBO confirms the final season of #GameofThrones is coming in April 2019 ❄️🔥 (Via @GameOfThrones) 

Yes

Winter is coming

[ikol456-blog]

RIP my friend. Thank you for the incredible adventures your stories took all of us on. My love and support goes out to all your friends and

RIP my friend. Thank you for the incredible adventures your stories took all of us on. My love and support goes out to all your friends and

😭🖤❤️

[ikol456-blog]

Marvel remembers Stan Lee with heartwarming tribute video 💔 (via @Avengers) 

Marvel remembers Stan Lee with heartwarming tribute video 💔 (via @Avengers) 

😭🖤❤️

[inkifiedsoul]

The many faces of Tom Hiddleston…he’s just awesome

[ikol456-blog]

🖤

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

[sketchy-activities]

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

[right2die]

im quaking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cover their eyes

[arineedssleep]

cover their eyes.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

[rk-spidey]

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

[definition-of-fandom-trash-deac]

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s nice to be appreciated.

[parkerthehero-deactivated201909]

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

[ivy-jeebies]

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[ifnotformariano]

the fact that @ironmanstan had nothing to do with this post (as far as I know) is astounding

[rottentigerr]

Ikr?? @ironmanstan where you at? How has this not summoned you?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Everyone summon @ironmanstan

[ikol456-blog]

This post is too long... but I love this🖤🖤🖤

[satanoftheeast-deactivated20190]

insp: @incorrectlly-avenging

[ikol456-blog]

🖤

[strangemischief]

Villain: We have your son.

Stephen: Peter’s standing right next to me?

Villain: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?

Stephen: Oh, shit.

Villain: What?

Stephen: You have my husband!

[ironemrys]

IM SORRY I COULDNT HELP IT

[theavengers]

Mark Ruffalo tries to spell “Mjolnir.”

[4everaddictedtolove]

Stephen/Tony - IronStrange Fics

I’m very into Stephen Strange/Tony Stark fics right now… So if anybody knows some good ones let me know please and thank you! :) I especially love the ones with Peter Parker in them, too.

I’ve already read these. I would totally recommend them all!

For Your Entertainment by Brickgirl101

Home by TumbleTree

and we can pretend we haven’t reached the end yet by cutebutpsyco

dreaming with your eyes wide open by so_larrily

A Parental Introduction by meshkol (ashernorton)

Vow of Trust by lantia4ever

Family is What You Make It by GoringWriting

milk a cold; call a doctor by carefulren

No Need by surveycorpsjean

Hold Me Still by lantia4ever

Confronting Stephen by Silver_KnightShade

Let it Be by lucifersfavoritechild

Bonded by lucifersfavoritechild

Peter Stark-Strange by flyingonfeatherlesswings

I’ve Got 99 Problems And They’re All You by Wix

Embers by surveycorpsjean

Time After Time by fancylances

Man in the Mirror by fancylances

War Of Hearts by ShadowPreacherx

What The Doctor Ordered by wakandan_wardog

Twelve Steps by Otaku_girl

Sense of Being by Breyito

The Spider and the Sorcerer by WIX2

Teddy Bears and Butterflies by menaraline

Everything Had Changed by Kataly_Malfoy, viigorous

Golden Days by TenSpencerRiedPlease

i have only two emotions (careful fear and dead devotion) by CallicoKitten

A hole in the fabric of space and time by opposablethumbs

Waltzing Across Debris by zenkitty555

Five Times Stephen Saved Tony and One Time Tony Saves Him by TenSpencerRiedPlease

This Bitter Earth by HarperRose (Harper_Rose)

Hippocrates was a cool dude by DestielsDestiny

Right and Wrong are my Left and Right by saltinecracker

Tintype by EllOnWheels

Present Uncertain by poetically_ordinary

A snag in the fabric of space and time by opposablethumbs 

[ddpoweredbycoffee-bitch]

Reading a smutty fic and realizing you have a new kink

(Bonus: your bff realizes it, too)

[trek-tracks]

you can pry this meme from my cold dead hands

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

Spoiler alert: He should leave.

[talixagain]

jim: dig it in there mr. spo-

everyone on the bridge:

[lousysharkbutt]

did u guys miss me

patreon | twitter | instagram

[suotar]

The last one 😂

[ikol456-blog]

Aw, my love

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Tony Stark is the Zodiac Killer.

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Okay listen up, this is actually not a conspiracy theory. I dug around the Internet and found solid proof that Tony Stark might just be the Zodiac Killer.

Here’s Stark deciding on his next victim. Look at that murderous concentration on his face. You know someone’s getting stabbity stabbed soon.

Stark’s not stupid. He is meticulous. Does his homework on his victims and takes extensive notes. He also likes coffee, but we knew that.

After Stark identifies his victim, he lulls them in with a false sense of security. I mean, look at those eyes - who could resist such an inviting pair of brown eyes? Maybe Ultron.

Before killing his victims, Stark takes them out for drinks. It’s a personal touch, and the detectives have called it his signature move. They have one last night cap before his victim’s eternal rest.

Once he kills his victims, Stark goes through the five stages of grief. Here, you can see him flitting between denial and anger.

Then comes bargaining and depression. He feels some guilt for taking yet another life but he’s also justifying his actions. The victim was a bad man, he deserved the fate that was doled out.

Finally, acceptance. My research indicates this takes Stark about 24 hours to achieve. Once he gets to this stage, the cycle starts all over again.

In conclusion, @starkravinghazelnuts is correct. This is the Zodiac Killer. Pls spread this awareness. 👀

[robertdowneyjjr]

Don’t forget, he was also gaslighting Bruce Banner the entire time.

[shoyowo]

The plot thickens