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This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job
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When you come back woke
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There is actually a lot of us serving who feel this way, but arenât allowed to speak on it while still in!
This last comment tells you everything you need to know, really
^^^^^
There areâŚrules in place about that, yeah. I canât stress how little agency you have in the military. Your free time is not yours, and if youâre stationed overseas like I was youâre at the mercy of your other sailors (who werenât even stationed here, they were goddamn reservists doing their two weeks!) not to pull some incredibly horrendous shit that effectively has killed liberty for the last SIX years.
*grumble*
And definitely not a lot of free speech. Thereâs even a specific rule for commissioned officers who attack the President which yes, it did exist well before Trump. Youâre not really allowed to bad mouth your chain of command either. Like people have heard me rant about the way I was treated at Acura but at least they couldnât control me or call me in on my two days off.
Although some people do get indoctrinated the longer they stay in, the fact is most of us signed up out of desperation to escape something even worse: abuse, homelessness, a terrible job market. Most males were waiting a full year to ship out around the time I signed up in â09 because there were that many people who were affected by the economy. Teenagers without at least part time summer work were rare before 2008. Now, they wonât even look at an application if youâre not a high school graduate.
But make no mistake: the military does not give a flying fuck about itâs servicembers. Racism and sexism runs rampant. For all the cries of men being thrown under the bus, there are still women who arenât believed and whose CoC sweep it all under the rug. Mental health is still stigmatized.
You may have heard of Peter Mins who was considered lost at sea until he was discovered nearly a week later. Turned out heâd had issues but the CO all but ended the careers of anyone who dare ask to go to counseling. This was an extreme case, but hardly uniqueâa friend of mine onboard my ship was only allowed to go once before being told that cleaning stations was more important.
So seriously, fuck the military, fuck itâs leadership and fuck the fucking golden calf that conservatives have turned the flag into.
me: one direction? fuck them. i honestly literally hate them so much i mean i cant even?? like whY ARE THEY WHO ARE THEY,,,i h a t e them!!! theyâre liars and heartbreakers and canât do anything right?? I loathe every single member this is the worst fandom and THAT my dudes is a F A C T
someone: yeah i donât like them as such
me:Â
Tony: This is our son, peter.
Stephen: I am aware.
Tony: This is my other son you never met, Harley.
Stephen:
Tony: And Iâve also decided to take in Nebula-
Stephen: You canât just adopt people when you feel sad.
Pretty much every response to this is some variation of âyes he can stephen stfuâ and I think thatâs beautiful
Flush them all
THIS!
This is the election that counts. Start educating yourself now on who will be campaigning to be your congresspeople/governor/etc.Â
Register to vote NOW. Donât wait. You can do it any time.
This is the fight we need to win. VOTE VOTE VOTE
AlsoâŚreminder to pay attention to all local elections and VOTE. These elected officials are the people most likely to directly impact your life in the short term.Â
This has to start now. Right now.
Get your birth certificates. There may be a fee or long wait times. Make sure you get a certified copy.
Make sure you have ID. Dig into your stateâs laws and the whole Real ID thing, because (and sorry I canât research this now, but pneumonia) I believe there are certain states whose driverâs licenses donât qualify for Real ID.
Make sure youâre registered to vote. Google it. Follow the instructions for your state.
Know where your local polling place is or find out if you can vote by mail.
Vote in ALL your upcoming elections. Yes, that means the little ones for city council or dog catcher or whatever. Vote those racist, homophobic, bigots out at every level.
Theyâre like weeds. You can pull up every visible bit, but if you leave one tiny segment of root, theyâll just come back.
To quote Mira Grant, rise up while you can. Because the Republicans are way the hell worse than zombies.
Hereâs how to check which district youâre in and who your rep is.
Hereâs how to find out if youâre registered.
Here are the deadlines for when to register.
Hereâs how to register, if it turns out youâre not.
Hereâs how to find local polling places.
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A Practical Guide to Herbology
Lesson One: Medicinal Teas
When I was first starting out with herbology, I was living in a small village in Croatia with a total population of less than 100 people. We depended on homemade teas, salves and medicines to heal us since the nearest hospital was two hours away. We treated ourselves with the power of herbs, gifted to us by the Earth.
These days, we can purchase all the tools we need to grow both common and exotic plants. Dried herbs are also another good option, especially for those that cannot grow their own. And with these tools, we can craft our own medicines.Â
For the first lesson, Iâm going to focus on something simple: the art of crafting medicinal tea.Â
Creating Tea Blends
When starting out with creating medicinal teas, itâs important to understand how each ingredient interacts with our bodies. Be sure that youâre not allergic to any of your herbs and that they wonât interact poorly with any prescribed medications that youâre on. For example, those who are diabetic should not take angelica root; folks who are allergic to ragweed should avoid chamomile.Â
Hereâs a list of common herbs and their functions for the purposes of crafting medicinal teas:
Angelica Root: Soothes colds and flu, reduces phlegm and fever. (Do not use if you are diabetic)
Basil: Eases headaches, indigestion, muscle spasms, insomnia; reduces stress and tension
Blackberry Leaves or Roots: Reduces diarrhea
Catnip: Soothes teething pain, colic, diarrhea, indigestion, anxiety, insomnia. (May cause drowsiness. Avoid if on Lithium or sedatives)
Calendula (marigold): Reduces fevers, soothes indigestion, gastrointestinal cramps, flu; antiseptic. (May cause drowsiness. Avoid if on sedatives)
Cayenne Pepper: Soothes coughs, colds, arthritis (topical), nerve pain, fever, flu; expectorant. (Avoid taking with medications that contain Theophylline).
Chamomile: Reduces insomnia, anxiety, stress, fever, indigestion; aids with sleep and pain relief. (May decrease effectiveness of birth control pills and some cancer medications, may increase the effects of warfarin; avoid if you are taking medications for your liver)
Cinnamon Bark: Soothes sore throats and coughs; anti-inflammatory (Avoid taking with diabetes medications)
Dandelion Root: Detoxifying, aids digestion, relieves constipation, laxative. (Avoid if on antibiotics, lithium or water pills)
Dandelion Leaf: Mild diuretic, potassium-rich (Avoid if on medication for liver)
Elderberries: Wards off colds and flu
Ginger: Eases morning sickness, nausea, colic, indigestion, diarrhea, fever, sore throats. (Avoid taking with medications that slow blood clotting)
Ginkgo: Relieves anxiety, vertigo, tinnitus; improves circulation, helps concentration; helps PMS. (Avoid taking with ibuprofen or with medications that slow blood clotting; numerous medications have interactions with ginkgo so speak to your specialist before use)
Ginseng: Aphrodisiac, mild stimulant, boosts immune system. (Do not take with medications that slow blood clotting, and avoid taking with diabetes medications or with MAO inhibitors)
Goldenrod: Relieves gout and cramps
Lavender: Reduces anxiety, headaches, tension, stress, indigestion, IBS; antibacterial; antiseptic; disinfectant (May cause drowsiness; avoid if on sedatives)
Lemon balm: Relieves anxiety, cold sores, colic, insomnia, restlessness, indigestion; boosts memory (May cause drowsiness, avoid taking with sedatives)
Nettle: Reduces hay fever and arthritis; diuretic. (Avoid taking with diabetes medications, medications for high BP, sedatives, medications that slow blood clotting, and lithium)
Peppermint: Relieves nausea, anxiety, indigestion, IBS, colic, diarrhea, fever, coughs, colds; anesthetic (Avoid if you have acid-reflux disease; avoid taking with cyclosporine; avoid if on liver medications)
Pine Needles: Expectorant; antiseptic; relieves coughs, colds, fever and congestion
Rosemary: Improves focus, memory, concentration, BP, circulation; antiseptic; antidepressant; eases indigestion
Thyme: Antibacterial, antiseptic, eases coughs and colds, expectorant (Do not take with medications that slow blood clotting)
Recipes
For those starting out, here are a few recipes for common ailments. As you start making your own teas, youâll learn which blends of herbs work best for your body. Keep track of which ingredients and combinations are successful - with each steep, you get closer and closer to crafting your perfect personalized medicine cabinet.
Anxiety Relief - ½ tsp chamomile - ½ tsp lemon balm Cold Relief - ½ tsp elderberry flower - ½ tsp thyme Mood Booster - ½ tsp lavender - ½ tsp catnip - ½ tsp rosemary Cramp Relief - ½ tsp basil - ½ tsp calendula (marigold) - ½ tsp goldenrod Indigestion Relief - ½ tsp ginger - ½ tsp lemon balm - ½ tsp peppermint Expectorant - ½ tsp pine needles - ½ tsp nettle leaf - ½ tsp angelica root Insomnia - ½ tsp chamomile - ½ tsp catnip - ½ tsp lavender Sore Throat Relief - ½ tsp cinnamon (or half a stick) - ½ tsp ginger - 1 tbsp honey Fever Break - Ÿ tsp cayenne pepper - ½ tsp angelica root Flu Relief - ½ tsp calendula (marigold) - ½ tsp lemon balm
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Photographs are under the Creative Commons License. Content is from my grimoire and is embedded with information from a variety of sources over the years.Â
Updated 7 March 2018 with relevant warnings and to be consistent with other posts in this series.
Warnings: Â All plant material should be sourced appropriately and responsibly for your own safety and well-being. Be certain that you are purchasing food-grade ingredients from a reliable retailer or supplier. Along these lines, not all dried herbs are meant for consumption so please be on the lookout for âexternal use onlyâ labels - you do not want those products for this.
Do your own research regarding medicinal plants and usage, especially if you are sensitive or have allergies of any kind. If you are on medication(s), consult a doctor before use.
Finally, medicinal teas are a health supplement and not a substitution for professional medical and psychiatric aid. If you are experiencing any prolonged health and/or mental health issues, SEE A DOCTOR.
musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:
cobra starship
neon trees
metro station
3OH3
taio cruz
owl city
far east movement
ne-yo
onerepublic
boys like girls
the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:
lady antebellum
shinedown
daughtry
the fray
kings of leon
theory of a deadman
skillet
rob thomas
the script
This is not how I wanted to find out Iâm a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.
Well shit im all of them
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I donât give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldnât that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked heâs gotta have clothes to begin with
Youâre right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i canât believe op didnât include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Starkâ˘
JUST DO IT MARVEL! ITâS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term âStark Nakedâ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
Iâm sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasnât âare you seriousâ???
@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.
Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies.Â
im quaking
@tralfazziod
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what theyâre talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that weâve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isnât from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDNâT WANT WHY CANâT YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
Itâs occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
Heâs got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldnât like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
Thatâs what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK
@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth
This whole thread is amazing
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
Youâve chosen the wrong person â because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this countryâs weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isnât as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if Iâm proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread Iâve ever read , and itâs about Tony Starkâs dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We donât know because Marvel wonât show us!
GIVE US THE IRON DICK!!!!
(Would it be too much to ask if Stephen was the one protecting him in the situation like that comic with Steve, please? Thank you.)
Abso-fucking-lutely
Make your deaths mean something
I was beta reading a book for a friend from the NaNo group where I live and during a certain part of the book, I sensed that someone in the story was going to die. Iâd never read anything by her, so I wasnât sure what to expect from the immanent death and it made me a bit nervous. (I even messaged her on Facebook to tell her that I would be disappointed if she âRomeo and Juliette-edâ the story.
After finishing the story, I thought it would be a good idea to write a bit about using death in your stories. What kinds of pitfalls you might encounter and how it can help your story grow.
Fiction vs Reality
Death is a fact of life. Iâm sure youâve heard this quote from Ben Franklin: âin this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.â
It has become a bit cliche, but that doesnât change the truth in the quote. If you ignore the revolving door of certain fictional characters, everyone is going to die.
In fiction, death is less permanent. Harry Potter (and Voldemort for that matter) died at some point in the novels. Jean Grey and death are old friends that visit from time to time. (Although Magneto has been dead more times.)
So what does this mean for your story? Here are a few suggestions:
Death has an impact on your story and the characters in your story. Do not treat a death lightly.
How will your characters grow because of this death?
How will it change the message of your story?
Ask yourself why, in the structure of your story, the character has to die.
Letâs consider a popular fictional death-Gandalf the Grey.
Gandalf is the leader of the company because of his knowledge Middle Earth. He has long wandered the highways and byways of the world and knows many of the secret places. When he leads the company to the mines of Moira, it is because the path is secret and will hide them from prying eyes.
The problem the story encounters is that Gandalf has become a crutch to the story. If he remains, then every problem can and will be solved by him. No one will grow, and the story will stagnate.
Gandalfâs death brings about many changes. Here are a few of them:
Boromir has a motive to lose faith in the companyâs ability to bring the ring to Mordor.
Aragorn has to take charge of the company.
Frodo realizes that he is endangering the rest of the company.
Gandalfâs death is the catalyst for all of the action that takes place afterwards.
What purpose does death serve in a story?
Gandalf is just one example of a death in a story, and death can serve many purposes in a narrative.Letâs consider some of the ways that death can have an impact on your narrative:
Bring change to your living characters-Sometimes your characters need something to motivate them to change their lives. Death can be such a factor. Perhaps your character will decide the death is a reason to change their habits or lifestyle.
Create an emotional impact-Most of your readers will have experienced death in their lives, and these experiences cause some sort of emotional response.
Make the story longer by making it harder to accomplish the goal-What if the death is of a key character for the goal your characters are trying to accomplish? That can add to your word count as they strive to overcome this sudden lack.
Create an atmosphere-Especially if you are working in a genre such as horror, incorporating death in the story can create or enhance an aura of dread to your tale.
Accelerate the pace of the story-Death can make the elements of your story move more quickly, especially if the characters that are still alive feel a sense of immediacy.
Cause change for the sake of change- This is seen quite often during National Novel Writing Month in the form of the Traveling Shovel of Death. Killing off a character can bring about a wide variety of new dynamics in your story, but I wouldnât recommend using it just because you donât know what else to do.
Because art reflects life, and sometimes people die in real life- We already mentioned that death is a part of life, and sometimes death just happens, but make sure you understand how it will impact your story before you jump into it.
In order to un-kill them later/have a surprise return-This one is easy to abuse. Sure it can add to your story, but donât do it too much.
Fulfilling revenge/just desserts- Sometimes your story just needs some payback, so why not let your character just go for it?
Demonstrate the severity of a situation- Think about every âbad guyâ scene in a movie. What does the bad guy do to prove just how bad he is? He shoots somebody. It may not always be fatal, but it proves a point.Â
Make a plan fail- Think back to Gandalf. His death upset the plan for the company to travel to Mount Doom together. This makes the story change direction.
Avoid cliches
Letâs take a moment to talk about cliches. Cliches are everywhere, and there are more of them every day. So how did cliches get to be so cliche in the first place?
A cliche is kind of like peer pressure-Everybodyâs doing it. Thatâs how it became a cliche. In fact, every cliche was once an original idea, and everybody loved it. Just think, there was once a movie audience that had never seen any of the horror cliches, and they were amazed and shocked by the jump scares, and other overdone tricks that we groan about.
The problem with originality is that after someone sees it and wants to use it for their own project, thereâs the danger of everyone wants to try it too. Before long, that unique take on the world has become overdone and boring.Â
Whatâs worse is that people are going to forget who had the original idea. If you look at the Lord of the Rings, itâs just like so much of the fantasy stories out there these days, but donât forget that Tolkein wrote his books when the world of fantasy was young.
So what does that have to do with death in your story anyway?
Common Death Cliches
Coming back from the dead- This is a huge thing in comic books, but that is a different kind of medium and comic book companies depend on those big name characters to draw in readers, but that isnât your book. Your story needs a sense of permanence. So when death happens, only take it back if it serves a purpose in the story.
Iâm Not Dead Yet- We see this in every horror movie. the monster isnât really dead yet. The fine fellows from Monty Python made a great scene where they spoofed this idea with the Black Knight. Even after he was only standing on one leg with no arms, he was still hopping around trying to kill Arthur.
Killing a character because you donât know what else to do- Sure you need to introduce some change into your story, but death isnât always the answer.
Getting rid of a character that doesnât fit into your story- Better ways to get rid of that character include, but are not limited to: moving, getting lost, being kidnapped, alien abducted, you get the idea.
Hopefully that gives you some food for thought about death. (Yes, I am well aware that âfood for thoughtâ is a cliche, but I wanted to check if you were paying attention.)
If you have other questions, let us know, and feel free to give us some feedback on the post.
Billy
Tampons are a âluxury itemâ
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenâs bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenât necessary.
I found out why after Iâd been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesâ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesâ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iâd just been told and there could be no possible argument.
âIf I donât go,â I said in an overly patient tone, âthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iâm sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatâs why I need to go to the bathroom.â
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, âWait, you mean that if you donât go, youâll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!â
I thought, Â You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnât. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnât know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatâs how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
Thatâs.., thatâs insane.
what the fuck did i just read
Singapore - May 4, 2018.
YEET this took forever and I got super lazy at the end . . . . **do not tag as st//ark//er or ship thanks**
oooo I see now I was confused af with your bold word part, but I promise I wouldnât I swear
People really making posts about Thor hating Tony when we all know Thor is literally incapable of disliking anyone smh
is he really a lesbian ally if he doesnât hate tony stark, known misogynistÂ
Y'all really still calling the only male character in a committed and healthy relationship a misogynist because he was a slut for the first 20 minutes of iron man 1 okay okay
tony stark literally:
made a woman the ceo of his fortune 500 company
turned to helen cho, an asian woman doctor, for help on medical and scientific advances that he didnât understand, and explicitly said her ideas to leave his iron man suits in the dust is the plan for the future
like @one-piece-of-harry said, has been in a committed relationship with the same woman since 2010 and is about to marry her
when natasha asked for his impression, instead of physically objectifying her, analyzed her personality and said she had a quiet reserve and an old soul, didnât say anything about her looks
called maya hansen one of the most gifted women heâs ever met after she told him about her research. when the âglitchâ happened with the plant and caused the explosion, he never said anything condescending, just made suggestions on how to improve instead (before happy tackled him to the bed)
but i mean, he slept with dozens of women in his past just like any other guy playing the field so of course heâs a misogynist. totally.
Oh god not the âTony Stark is a misogynist because he slept aroundâ crap again. As progressive as people who like to throw around these buzzwords are, they sure do like slut-shame, right? Who cares if he had consensual sex with multiple partners?
And before anyone brings up ~prima nocta~ it was a joke â and one written by Joss âIâm a Feministâ Whedon â it was obvious Tony was bringing up something he would never do. And if people are still slamming Tony for one joke written by Whedon I better see people dragging Loki for âmewling quimâ just as much (because thatâs about as close Whedon could get Loki to saying âwhiny cuntâ with the censors).
Some of ya âThor the feminist would hate Tonky Storkâ are hypocritical as fuck cuz you like to completely forget Thor threw himself into a bloody fight because a Frost Giant called him âprincess.â Characters learn and grow and become better. None of them are perfect angel babies and stop pretending they are.
Some of y'all just like to hate on Tony regardless of the canon, and itâs transparent as hell.
I will reblog this every time I see it. You canât stop me.
112% true FACTS!! Iâve had it with these Tony antiâsâŚ.i mean COME ON!!
Not even afraid to bring up Comics yo:
1. Tony consistently trusts women over men. Not just because âwomen are more trustworthyâ but truly trusts their expertise and advise.       - Vol 3, wouldnât listen to Scott Lang for shit but Jane Foster says the same thing and Tony 100% changes his tune       - Vol 3, opened a WOMANâS SHELTER FOR ABUSED WOMEN AND TEENS PICKED UP PROSTITUTES, PAID THEM FOR TWO HOURS SO THEY COULD TALK WITH A BLACK FEMALE THERAPIST HE PUT IN CHARGE OF SAID SHELTER AND HE FUCKING LEFT       - Vol 3, felt like a CREEPER for checking out Rumiko while she was wind surfing, he didnât even say anything he was just âOh look at that pretty woman being all awesomeâ and then fucking felt like a creeper when she spotted him       - Vol 1, when Carol Danvers (as a reporter) said Stark Industries didnât have enough women he volunteered that he was piloting a program to get more women involved
2. Tony puts women in charge whenever he can       - West Coast Avengers, Tony appointed Wanda. Yeah, he did some dick things but Wanda didnât let him get away with it        - Avengers Initiative, Tony appointed Carol deliberately because he not only trusted her expertise as a leader but also knew she would never let him cross a line        - Continually left/leaves Pepper in charge of the company that he deems his personal legacy and responsibility for the world.
3. Tony will side with women over men. IN A GODDAMN HEARTBEAT Â Â Â Â Â Â - Avengers Disassembled, rebuttaled Stephen Strange when Strange suggested Wanda needed to be killed
4. Tony is literally the epitome of âChivalryâ like yaâll think Steve Rogers is because heâs from the 40s??? Tony frickinâ went to all boys boarding school where they TEACH CLASSES on proper etiquette, and would ditch class to read King Arthur. And you wanna come into my house, MY HOUSE, suggesting little Tony reading King Arthur did not LOVE Guinevere???? And does not carry those idealistic morals into his adulthood??? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HIS AESTHETIC???
5. Tony almost married someone named Indries Moomji, she used and abused him and broke his heart but guess what guys. When she did it, he came in all excited to see the woman he thought he loved and was affectionately pawing at her and she told him to stop and HE STOPPED. He LOOKED LIKE A HURT PUPPY BUT HE STOPPED. He didnât shit talk, he didnât play stupid ass games, he stopped and when she told him she was done with him he LEFT AND GOT DRUNK AND RHODEY HAD TO TAKE HIM TO HIS MOTHERâS HOUSE
6. Tonyâs advise to Vision about women was to stop reading dumbfuck magazines and just enjoy getting to know her as a person and that the adventure in getting to know someone is the FUN PART
7. Tony Stark is a helpless hopeless romantic who has been abused as a child from his father, had a mother that defended him which left him believing in the power and trust of women. Has had nothing but fierce women in his life both romantically and platonically that DO. NOT. PUT. UP. WITH. HIS. SHIT. But heâs been broken beyond that and so hides under sarcasm and flirtatious banter to move through a society that requires itâs top echelon males to act a certain way, and yet STILL is a leader both professionally and personally in the proper way to treat HUMAN BEINGS IN GENERAL but ESPECIALLY WOMEN and not just white women either. Black women, Asian Women, Middle Eastern Women. Women from all backgrounds and all colors.
8. The best part about ALL of this, is even in canon people talk like this about Tony Stark, and you know what he does? He goes around supporting young women like RiRi, he gives Kamala hugs and reassurance, he keeps in touch with Carol to keep him grounded and support her in ways no one else understands, he keeps Natasha in touch with reality (and Natasha will CUT A BITCH over Tony Stark), and he was trying to impress an MIT research doctor with FEMALE THOR.Â
Tony Stark is the feminist we need but donât deserve, you know why? Because heâs REAL. He treats women as PEOPLE, not as objects to be saved and yet at the same time he treats them as GODDESSES to be worshipped.Â
I could go on but itâs late and my brain isnât working, but the point is for ever half ass joke, whether you appreciate it or not, for every bullshit âTony slapping someoneâs assâ, for every moment Tony is in a strip club or expressing that male chauvinistic side there are TENS if not HUNDREDS of times heâs done nothing but used his standing as a rich white male to be an ally to women.Â