geek of all trades

Unabashed fangirl (46, afab; she/they)- pretty rabid about lots of stuff... Gisher since 2013... Tags are for jokes and stories- terrible metadata management ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[k1ndainsane]

Supernatural is one of those things you never fully escape cause just when you think you found something new that make you have the same feelings, they drop a J2M reunion in the boys and you go straight back to the obsession

[buffybookclub]

Has anyone done this before

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[bunjywunjy]

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

[bunjywunjy]

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

[hapalopus]

footpath

[bunjywunjy]

that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing

[phantomomo]

Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:

This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.

In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.

But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D

[bunjywunjy]

tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.

the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.

they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.

(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)

[shithowdy]

maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

[zeroatthebone]

[magicratfingers]

never thought the dad was hot before

[redfagdiver]

Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence

[calamitysong]

sure cas fell in love with a bug but you don’t know that you wouldn’t. if you could speak the language of bugs and be bugsized and walk among the bugs and you met a bug that was so full of love and other complicated bug emotions you don’t know. you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug

[bug-mp3]

Bug loves Cas

[calamitysong]

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[youre-only-gay-once]

september 18 2008 big day for gay people in network tv

[amaralesbian]

It's always "you're autistic" and never "thanks for telling me that Frankensteins did 9/11 in Supernatural"

[409-conflict]

Hayden, finding out Shane’s gay: hey man, thanks for telling me, I’m so honored to have your trust

Hayden, finding out Shane has a boyfriend: dude, so happy for you, congrats!

Hayden, finding out it’s Rozanov: like, I don’t get it. At all. But you seem happy, so, okay?

Hayden, finding out Rozanov’s been to the cottage: I mean … would kinda like an invite too? But, you know, when you’re ready

Hayden, finding out Shane eats burgers and hot dogs and pasta and non-macrobiotic food when he hangs with Rozanov: this is a betrayal of the worst kind, how could you do this to me after all these years, what the fuck, I thought I knew you man

[cas-dyke]

castiel on a fuckass tuesday (vibrating with longing and devotion, ready to ruin his life for this man if he’d only ask, loving so hard that it will eventually kill him): hello, dean.

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

no matter how bad things get, the world is still a beautiful place because it has archive of our own in it

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Are you fucking kidding me rn.