i crave the Cubes

Alex | 21 | any pronouns | sapphic | i would say this is a mineblr but it’s just 99% illager content | acacia is good you guys are just mean | v/illager content waters my crops and harvests my wheat | main: quartziie

[illager-rights]

Hello again mineblr c: may I present my v/illager ocs: Prismarine, Lapis, Steel, Poppy, Flint, Magma, and Unnamed Witch™️

[denrite-in-minecraft]

Minecraft hybrid mobs

It was a fun experiment!

[illager-rights]

Hellloo again mineblr!! It’s been like three years since I looked at this blog lol but I’m back in my minecraft phase once again and starting it off with redesigning my old ocs! First up is miss Steel the vindicator :>

[recycledcactus]

i think minecraft should let us ‘stack’ flowers like candles. so we can add more flowers on one block.

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

i keep seeing people say theyre afraid of going caving because of the new update, but dont worry!! the update includes a lot of new shit that makes caving easier and safer:

first; light levels/mob spawn rate. previously mobs could spawn in any area with any light level less than or equal to seven. in 1.18 the light level required for hostile mobs to spawn is zero!! now you may be wondering; manlet, what about the mob spawn cap? its not changing so where do the hostile mobs go? thats what the extended y level is for, dumbass. the caves are well lit by default due to the addition of glow lichen (and just the entire lush caves biome) so itll be very easy to avoid hostile mobs in caves, which makes the update more fun!

second; the deep dark. dont fucken worry about the deep dark, dude. youre not just gonna stumble across it, and if you do then there are definitely ways to protect yourself from the warden.

build four blocks up before looting chests. chests make a noise that will alert the warden of your presence, but they stand at four blocks tall. speedrunners may be familiar with the trick to kill iron golems without getting hit, and its the same for the warden.

keep subtitles on while caving. this is a no brainer

take snowballs or eggs with you into caves. throwing them will lead the warden in the direction that you threw it if it hasnt already been aggro'd by you

CROUCH ANYTIME UR IN THE DEEP DARK DEAR GOD

if youre planning a trip to the deep dark and you have the necessary materials then bring slowfall pots and milk. slowfall pots to ensure you dont take fall damage that could alert the warden and milk to negate the darkness effect.

the caves were made to be explored, not to be afraid of! its not like theyre anything like caves in real life that are near impossible to escape if youve lost your way and makes you unable to trust your own instincts and senses! they havent added that yet!

[gravelcat]

this took FOREVER to finish but here it is: 5 minecraft inspired diseases and conditions only made out of pure boredom (and probably future uses in a comic)

[zvaigzdelasas]

[limewiremother]

[jelly-fizz]

the gap

[pixzyn]

Guess who it is again. THEMBASGSTSFS!!

I-i just love them so much

[evvokers]

pov you just got fucking shot

[vee-vee-the-starchild]

So what are y’all’s thoughts on hair on Villagers and Illagers? We know it’s canon that they can grow it (geomancers have beards and wind calls have a full head of hair)

I think most tribes and villagers keep themselves shaved for hygiene reasons. It varies from different tribes/villages of course.

[chrysoberylcrow]

They need to give Meadow Villagers Lederhosen.

[pekoeboo]

some more digitized pencil sketches! really wanted to practice with a chibi-inspired style this time around, which was a lot of fun ;o;

not much to say about these other than the fact that I just wanted to draw some Cute Arts!! :'D also, I felt like it was about time that I drew Jimmy interacting with Khalan and Samara again. my heart really needed that ;u;

please do not remove caption or repost. also on deviantart

[vee-vee-the-starchild]

Would the game "Got Yer Nose!" be more intense with Villagers and Illagers? 🤔🤔

[riottrabbit]

it’s evident in their trades villagers are capable of producing weapons/armor but they don’t use these weapons and armor. why? they have dedicated professions to crafting them (weapon smith, armorer, fletcher) but no dedicated profession to use them.

questions i have from this observation;

do they craft these for fun?

since they have them, why not use them to defend from raids?

why do they purposefully rely on iron golems if they have the means to craft weaponry?

do they craft them for steve and alex on the very very off chance they come to their village? is it because they know how to use these weapons and not villagers?

if they don’t know how to use the tools; why do they still craft them? why not train to use them?

[slime-crafters]

Imagine being a villager and one day, some fucking god of a creature just storms into your home. Like... you don't recognize what they could be, but they're villager-esque and they jump around a lot. They stole one of your houses, they trampled on your crops once, and sometimes, you hear them shouting obscenities in the middle of the night while the monsters outside scream with agony. And they just refuse to leave! They go out for a few days, sure, but they materialize the moment you think you've found respite. And that's just life now.

[gerardgonepostal]

WHY DO FISHERMEN KEEP ENTERING MY HOME

I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE PEACEFULLY

I DON'T HAVE ANY FISH FOR YOU