Please don't expect much

22 | just shit post bout my life tbh

[pigeon-in-anguish]

Posting this here too :3

[illdothistillidie]

Me: *napping at my boyfriends while he plays the new God of War*

Me: *coming out of a dead sleep* why tf does ol' girl have a southern accent?

[ivy-and-ivory]

Dick’s early years as Robin are just. You are ten years old. Tomorrow you have a math test. Last night you saved ten lives. You could not save the two that mattered most. Neither could he, which is why you are here. A year ago you spent your days in a trailer and your nights beneath the big top, and you were never more than 10 feet away from someone who loved you. Now you are adrift in a mansion full of ghosts. You want to go home. You climb up to the highest attic and scream as loud as you can just to see if anyone will hear you. For the crime of losing your parents, they put you in a cell. At night you leap from skyscrapers and remember how to fly. You go to bed and watch them fall. Sometimes you wake up and you are so full of anger you don’t know how you can survive it. You are trying to survive it. You want to kill a man. You rescue a baby from a burning building and his mother calls you an angel. You eat an ice cream cone on top of a gargoyle. You do not want another father. You need a friend. There is a secret only four people in the whole world know. You are one of them.

[mischievousgraxaim]

[angelz-dust]

another thought: shirtless jason in grey sweatpants and no boxers on 😵‍💫

whore yeah i can see that happening. fresh out the shower, could've sworn he grabbed some. oh well! he'll grab em later.

if he catches you staring at his chest and arms, he'll be jokingly smug about it as a way to hide his shyness. you admiring his body makes him feel good about himself, but the anxious thoughts in the back of his head made it harder to truly appreciate it.

"would you like me to flex for you?"

"by all means, go ahead."

"what do you prefer? biceps or the back?"

"surprise me."

he'd comply, turning around and flexing his back and in turn, his arms. a two for one special. he'd get a little laugh out of you and immediately retreat back into his shell, a blush on his face.

"that was really corny. never doing it again."

now, if you're staring at the sweatpants, he'd get smug, but more genuinely. your eyes lingering below his waist doesn't leave much to the imagination. you want him. there's no ambiguity to that, so there's no room for doubts in his head.

"can i help you?"

"ah.. i... you know? i-it looked at me. we held eye contact."

[impatient-traveler]

I got some reference photos of Gilgamesh’s face under the mask~! Yes, this is legitimately part of his in-game model, just deleted the mask and was left with this.

First up some reference shots for his face

Then some scale comparisons - the Nyx is basically the Comrades base body. In-game Gilgamesh is almost exactly 3m tall

I’ve seen the fandom mostly headcanons him as being taller than Ardyn when alive, so I scaled him down to a still impressive 2.2m tall

And finally deleted as much of his armor as I could so I could reveal his body shape. Anything more and there’d just be holes showing through as he doesn’t have a nude model underneath.

Enjoy, everyone, and hope you find this resource useful~

Bonus: @dragongirl218 requested a shot of Ardyn wearing full size Gilgamesh mask, here it is: 

>:B

[horreurscopes]

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

[horreurscopes]

god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99

[writing-prompt-s]

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

[probsjosh]

oh I didn’t realize this was a writing prompt

[awesomehoggirl]

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

[anexperimentallife]

I made this several years back to explain my relationship with math

[paper-lilypie]

not unhinged anymore, im calm now

[paper-lilypie]

nevermind, i deserve to go on a rampage

[h-iraeth2]

Quotes that remind me of Sirius and Regulus and their relationship as shown in Choices.

@little-shit-soph

(Credits belong to original owners of the quotes)

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[headspace-hotel]

I'm in HYSTERICS

[birdblacksocialclub]

I know it’s over (pages 1 - 4)

You can read chapter one in it’s entirety here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33598126/chapters/83487499

<3 <3 <3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[illdothistillidie]

This is one of the absolute best things I have ever read in my life. I am forever thankful I have the eyes to read this absolute masterpiece. Just AHHHHHHHHHHH. GO FOLLOW THE AUTHOR, THEIR WORK IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND DESERVES ALL THE LOVE!!!

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[peacefulmode]

happy fourth of july

[digitalcactuswriting]

Sephiroth stared at the grasshopper.

The grasshopper wiggled its antennae back at him.

“Seph, don’t,” Angeal groaned.

“I bet him a thousand gil,” Genesis said gleefully.

He fought the urge to put his face in his hands. “Genesis…”

“It’s not toxic,” Sephiroth pointed out, before adding, “and I’m immune to most poisons.”

Keep reading

[bbyyygirl]

[ahrene-deactivated20230514]

part of why I enjoy elucien so much is because if I were to write about mates myself, they would fit the concept perfectly. just two strangers trying to work around the bond that snapped into place at the wrong time. ignoring it for years because it’s awkward and not what they wanted, and then eventually coming to a silent agreement that they will tolerate it but not act on it. the “you’re my person and I’m yours but we aren’t together” short of arrangement. maybe even trying to look for love elsewhere, though it’s hopeless since nobody compares. all until one day something changes—a laugh, a glance, a touch—and “you’re my person” stops being just a fact and feels more personal, more raw.

there’s a special kind of intimacy in falling in love with someone you’re already aware is destined for you, especially if you spent time denying them. it’s because the bond did not push you together but apart. and when you finally choose each other, you choose the person—not the feeling, not the idea of them. just them.

[foreverinelysian]

it’s because the bond did not push you together but apart. and when you finally choose each other, you choose the person—not the feeling, not the idea of them. just them.

Excuse me while I go sob in a corner

[ladyelain]

Feyre, Jurian, those Hybern twins: *existing*

The children of the blessed:

Nobody:

Feyre, narrating: … and they did not seem impressed until laying eyes on Lucien. In fact, the snack of the group.