hell-tier cryptid

sy | he/him | 22

[winged-void]

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[catcrumb]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[twelverriver]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[lonelyroommp3]

scrolled all the way through the comments of this tiktok to see if anyone else would bring up my personal pet peeve (lorde rhyming “winter” with “winter” in otherwise flawless song no better) and mainly just learned that a lot of tiktok commenters a) would not be good lyricists and b) are shamefully unaware of this

[lonelyroommp3]

to sum it up:

[heavensickness]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[cannolipony]

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[muppetshow2026]

high school theatre is the last true bastion of the arts in america

[muppetshow2026]

theres nothing quite like watching a sixteen year olds earnest portrayal of the reverend in footloose

[muppetshow2026]

bicuriousity is the natural state of guitarists because its inherently gay to play instruments

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[craymor1]

yeah,

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition