It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.
I got this joke instantly, whore.
Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon
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It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.
I got this joke instantly, whore.
Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon
Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like, she used to hold this game about once a month so we’d learn the numbers in French and it was never big prizes, but as a 12-yo I desperately craved them - a cactus-shaped eraser, a bright blue notebook with slightly larger-than-usual squares, a set of coloured pens - and never ever got a single one of them.
(Actually spent a good few months thinking I was genetically unlucky and researching ancient family curses with my grandma.)
So today I don’t know what I was hoping for - nothing, really?
(I mean, that part of me that’s still twelve was probably expecting this sweet old woman to have a set of glitter stickers in her purse and just go ‘You know what, you’re right - I’ve been saving this one for you all these years, here you go’ but I’m a solidly rational person and I know that’s stupid.)
No, I thought we’d just laugh and it would be a good shared memory and that would be it. Instead, my teacher got flustered and a bit embarrassed and explained the game was rigged. It was never about learning French at all. She’d just noticed some kids couldn’t afford even basic stationery, so she’d buy a few half-fancy items every month with her own money just for them. She didn’t want them to feel different or left out. And obviously the way she used to walk around in the classroom, looking over our shoulders - it wasn’t to prevent cheating. It was because she was cheating herself, wanting to see which number a particular child needed to get a Minnie Mouse pencil case.
Guys - the world is fucked up, but so many people out there are just good and kind and humbly heroic it honestly gives me hope.
It’ll be alright, you’ll see.
Pro as fuck
I want to reblog this to point out two things
1) this driver had the situational awareness to know what his passenger in the back seat was doing while…
2) maintaining excellent situational awareness of road conditions ahead.
this is what we mean when we say there’s no unskilled labor, only devalued labor.
there’s no unskilled labor only devalued labor
automation is going to take jobs away from cops
this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol
Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr
These are the 2 most valid user names on this site
Thank god they decided to make more
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Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
nooo don’t kill me i won’t drop any useful items haha
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i’m ……speechless
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
I stole this from this tumblr post