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Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young
“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)
“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”
“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”
“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”
it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”
“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”
“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”
Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.
Friendly reminder:
“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)
“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)
“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)
“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)
“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)
“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)
“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)
“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)
“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)
“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)
We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we
These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Singular “they” predates
Singular “you”
We can all train ourselves to just use “they” by default and only start using “he” and “she” once we know the gender identity of the person we’re referring to ☺️🌈
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
EMMERDALE | May 29, 2026
How I wish I had a way to raise you from the dead
buck and eddie saying each other's names data and stats <3
s9 as a whole broke records. the previous reigning champion season was s8 with a combined total of 52. s9 has a total of 90, which is a 73.1% increase from last season. even if we took out the nsv crossover, s9 would still come out on top with a total of 61.
not only did s9 as a whole break records, but it also had singular episodes where both buck and eddie beat their personal episodic records. in the nsv crossover, buck beat his previous high of 15 in 811 with 18, and eddie hit 11, beating his previous four way tie of 5 in 303, 610, 808, and 907. then, the very next week in 913, eddie surpassed his new record again with 17—only 1 behind buck's all time high.
s9's combined buck and eddie totals are higher than s7 and s8 combined. separately, it is also higher than s4, s6, and s7 combined.
eddie was in the lead for the majority of s9, but it ultimately ended in a tie between buck and eddie. eddie has only ever finished ahead once before, in s4, with a score of 14 beating buck's 13. the last time they had an even split was in s6. this also happens to be the only other time they have tied. their counts were only 9 each (the s6 drought was real), for a combined total of 18. s9 ending with 45 each, or 90 combined, marks a 400% increase from the last tie.
overall, across all episodes and seasons combined, buck remains in the lead with 188 over eddie's 135.
Would u guys want handwritten lyrics for this album? It might take me a while but Id get started this weekend if there was some folks who were intrigued
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if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with
their first kiss needs to be in a kitchen atp
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if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on
Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.
Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever
What are we going to do if he comes down here? You can’t let him. Please.
9-1-1, Mother's Boy (S09E13)