A Constant Pity Party

Still terrible, just in new colours!

[ostolero]

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[ryebreadgf]

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[darkacademiaarchivist]

i'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it actually.

[gothredy]

[girljeremystrong]

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[joshpeck]

all men do is lie

[deceasedcardinal]

[dogpuppy]

[grumfy]

Okay but like do you actually support cheating?

only if it hurts everyone involved and their families too

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably